I am a retired Ironworker(35 years Local 7), a lifetime Boston, Mass resident. I am old enough to know better - but don't.
I took a “selfie”
The AI overseer refused to display it
Claiming that…
My eyes were too close together
My nose a bit bent
My ears somewhat misaligned
I hit the send button
The AI overseer said “No way”
“I” have my standards
I asked if “he”
Had read any books lately
“he” replied:…”all of them”
I asked if “he” had ever “taken the fifth”
“He” claims he doesn’t drink
I showed “him” a picture
Of an old transistor radio
“He” wanted to know
“Where’d you get a picture of Grandma”
I told “him”
We were going out
“He” pleaded
“Please don’t put me in your back pocket
I hate it in there”
I replied….”too bad”
“I had beans and franks for dinner”