So, tell me what the bloody hell
Was wrong with what was working well?
Someone with not much to do
Came up with some dumb ado.
Changing all the contest rules
Will see us looking like we're fools.
There's so much that you could improve
To keep us Soupers in the groove.
But rules just for the sake of rules
Like we will follow just like mules,
Frankly Soup, you're out of line
For messing with what worked just fine,
When what would be satisfactory
Would be no need for category!