PRE-EXISTING CONDITION
Blog Posted by
Tim Ryerson: 11/12/2013 12:09:00 PM
I decided to contact the Affordable (?) Healthcare website and to my utter and complete amazement and sheer delight, I got a recording by our Commander-in-Chief HIMSELF saying…
“This is your Commander-in-Chief, how may you assist me today? (I need all the assistance I can get) If this is a national emergency, please hang up and dial 911 immediately or you might try Hillary (Isn't she my Secretary of State?) OR that damn what’s-his-name Secretary of Defense (He’s a real pain in the ass! He gets so DEFENSIVE sometimes) They will return your call promptly as soon as they get back from a long underdo and well unearned vacation. As a matter of fact, I’M on vacation too so what the hell are you bothering ME for? Why do you think I made this freekin’ recording for god’s sake?”
“In closing, let me just say this about that… If this call is in reference to my somewhat unwieldy health care plan, please direct all future inquiries to Vice-President Biden (and yes, he DOES have quite a few vices which I will detail in my upcoming book) Now where the heck was I? Oh yeah…Anyway, he came up with the whole GD thing and it’s all his fault”…
***“Oops, did I say pain in the ass? (Ass, donkey, Democrat) Okay, let’s try this shall we? He’s a real pain in the Elephant’s hind quarters”....