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Thought I better get round to writing a bit about myself.

I'm married and live on the Isle of Man

My poetry journey began in November 2013 after my husband was diagnosed with cancer. The first poem I wrote was called was Splendid Isolation. This was written after we returned to the Isle of Man after his surgery in England. I felt so alone and vulnerable in the accommodation - all I really needed was someone to talk to face to face and maybe have a hug! I posted a few poems on a friends facebook page - mainly humerous poems . An on-line friend Jenny Brewer saw my poems and kept telling me to join here. It took about 3 weeks of her asking me if i had joined to pluck up the courage to finally post and 'Just Desserts' was the first poem I posted here - it is based on a true experience! Since then my life has been a whirl. In Jared Pickett's collaboration I teamed up with Darren Watson and we wrote together collaboratively as JaDazzle United.

I adore penguins - the animals not the biscuits!
Loveeeee tall men with greying hair
I love baking/cooking
I like to potter in the garden - need more time to commit to it but have an aged mother who needs me more than my garden does
Adore most types of music - will give anything a listen
Best ever gig - Knebworth 1986 when 'Queen' headlined

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NEW LIMERICK COLLABORATION - CROSSING THE TOAD * updated 17TH June *

Blog Posted:6/16/2017 4:23:00 PM

FOLLOWING THE RENEWED INTEREST IN THE AT THE FOOTBRIDGE COLLABORATION I HAVE NOW STARTED A NEW COLLABORATION

https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/crossing_the_toad___new_collaboration_910169

I HAVE CHECKED ON THE WEB TO ENSURE THAT MY TITLE 'CROSSING THE TOAD' HAS NOT BEEN USED ON POEMS ANYWHERE ELSE.

MY THANKS TO TIM SMITH FOR THE INITIAL IDEA FOR THE THEME AND TO LIN LANE, TIM SMITH, LIM'RIK FLATS (JOHN WULF) ,RAY GRIDLEY. ALEXIS Y, DALE GREGORY COZART, SEREN, DANIEL TURNER AND CRAIG CORNISH FOR SENDING ME THEIR HUMOUROUS POEMS

IF ANYONE WISHES TO JOIN IN THE FUN CAN YOU PLEASE CAN YOU SOUP MAIL ME WITH YOUR POEM FOR EITHER THE NEW COLLABORATION OR THE OLD AT THE FOOTBRIDGE POEM

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Andrea
Dietrich

Date: 6/16/2017 6:35:00 PM

Sounds fun. If only I had more time, Jan. Just got back from running around all day. You told me some poet who wrote something very funny. Can you email me again where his poem is. Later, gator.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/17/2017 12:04:00 PM

That 'Hope' Poem is absolutely superb!:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 6/17/2017 11:45:00 AM

Yes, I saw his monoku. Truly lovely

Jan Allison
Date: 6/16/2017 6:42:00 PM

No rush Andrea the collaboration will remain open for submissions just like the At the footbridge one is now getting a resurgence of interest since the blogs:-) I'll send you a mail about the funny poem BUT a fabulous poem I read today was a monoku by Teddy Kimathi it is so so moving, I hope you have the chance to read it:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis
Y.

Date: 6/16/2017 6:12:00 PM

Hi Jan, I see you have started another limerick collaboration. Let me see what I can come up with:-)Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 6/16/2017 6:18:00 PM

I have had some fun poems already Alexis it looks like we are hitting the poop with my original poem but see what you can come up with lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lin
Lane

Date: 6/16/2017 4:30:00 PM

I was TOADLY up for writing with you and hope lots of others will be, too.

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 6/16/2017 6:33:00 PM

Cute word play!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/16/2017 5:12:00 PM

ha ha ha Lin clever comment:-) It was fun we must do it again one day lol:-) hugs jan xx

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AWAY IN CONTEST JUDGED Date Posted: 7/31/2023 7:22:00 AM
My Next Contest Date Posted: 7/11/2023 8:34:00 AM
POOP POETRY CONTEST Date Posted: 6/19/2023 2:19:00 AM
A message from Teppo Gren Date Posted: 5/19/2022 3:36:00 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVE ROPER Date Posted: 1/25/2022 1:07:00 AM
HE NEEDS SUPPORT - LIMERICK COLLABORATION Date Posted: 7/17/2021 2:35:00 AM
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TRIBUTE TO MANX FUNDRAISER BOB CORKISH Date Posted: 4/23/2020 2:29:00 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVE ROPER - ANOTHER BURNS NIGHT BABY LIKE ME Date Posted: 1/25/2020 6:58:00 AM
POEM OF THE WEEK Date Posted: 8/12/2018 1:38:00 PM
OUCH Date Posted: 4/27/2018 3:09:00 AM
COLLABORATION CONTEST FINALLY JUDGED Date Posted: 11/15/2017 9:32:00 AM
WARNING ABOUT WEBCAMS Date Posted: 11/14/2017 1:53:00 PM

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7/5/2025	Lacking integrity	Acrostic	integrity,poets,
7/2/2025	THE GATES OF WRATH	Rhyme	how i feel,integrity,
6/29/2025	The Naked Truth - Bawdy limerick	Limerick	beach,summer,sun,
6/26/2025	Yesterday	Lay	conflict,humorous,muse,po
6/25/2025	sensational sunset	Haiku	sky,sunset,
6/24/2025	I REALLY HATE YOU!	Free verse	health,how i feel,life,
6/23/2025	Using AI in soup contests - Inspired by Unseeking Seeker’s and Tania's blogs	Roundel	conflict,integrity,poetry
6/17/2025	The Bear Necessities	Roundel	conflict,fish,food,
6/14/2025	Why I abhor AI Generated poems	Monoku	anger,how i feel,poetry,
6/12/2025	You’re not THAT good, yes it's true	Lyric	poetry,slam,technology,
6/10/2025	Juneberries	Limerick	fruit,
6/9/2025	Cheating Cheetah!	Limerick	animal,word play,
6/8/2025	Growing old and decrepit	Rhyme	body,life,
5/30/2025	Cockwomble	Rhyme	humorous,word play,
5/25/2025	raspberries	Haiku	fruit,
5/20/2025	A crimson sky breaks the distant shore	Rhyme	sky,sunset,
5/14/2025	spring time	Haiku	spring,
5/13/2025	Poison	Verse	betrayal,conflict,humorou
5/7/2025	RUSH HOUR	Verse	food,travel,
5/3/2025	A Tribute to Lin Lane	Acrostic	friendship,poetess,tribut
5/2/2025	Cruel Cutting Comments	Free verse	anti bullying,how i feel,
4/21/2025	WILD GOAT HAVING HIS OATS - BAWDY LIMERICK WARNING	Limerick	boat,humorous,lust,
4/20/2025	Summer holiday	Free verse	beach,holiday,sun,
4/19/2025	Fruit Pavlova	Epulaeryu	food,fruit,sweet,
4/18/2025	Royal National Lifeboat Institution	Rhyme	jobs,sea,weather,
4/16/2025	Tacos	Pleiades	food,
4/14/2025	Hell Hath No Fury	Roundel	betrayal,humorous,love hu
4/13/2025	Private Dancer	Rhyme	dance,jobs,money,
4/11/2025	our final farewell	Senryu	death,
4/10/2025	The Butterfly	Couplet	butterfly,nature,
4/9/2025	Stunning Spring Time	Etheree	nature,spring,
4/4/2025	PRESIDENT TRUMP - YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS PART 2	Limerick	america,animal,conflict,h
4/4/2025	Will you marry me	Nonet	proposal,romantic love,
4/3/2025	PRESIDENT TRUMP - YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!	Senryu	america,bullying,power,
4/1/2025	Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious	Rhyme	nature,rainbow,sky,
3/31/2025	spring has now arrived	Haiku	nature,spring,
3/29/2025	Thinking about Jeff Wayne’s War of the Worlds	Free verse	music,science fiction,spa
3/27/2025	Not today Tumbleweed	Limerick	humorous,relationship,
3/26/2025	Jimmy Riddle	Limerick	child,humorous,
3/23/2025	Blue cheese and old pickles	Free verse	childhood,memory,
3/22/2025	Irish Phallus-See - bawdy poem	Limerick	humorous,
3/21/2025	what a shame about his name! - bawdy warning	Limerick	humorous,irony,work,
3/18/2025	St Patrick’s Day Blunder	Limerick	celebration,drink,humorou
3/16/2025	Betrayal	Rhyme	betrayal,heartbreak,
3/15/2025	My First Pet	Couplet	cat,pets,
3/14/2025	Winter Warmer - Bawdy limerick warning	Limerick	body,humorous,
3/12/2025	Bride and Gloom	Monoku	irony,marriage,
3/10/2025	No More Coercive Control - FICTIONAL POEM	Free verse	abuse,violence,
3/8/2025	WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE YOUR FATHER!	Monoku	absence,father,
3/5/2025	OVER THE RAINBOW	Rhyme	beautiful,rainbow,
3/4/2025	Tu Hung-Lo	Senryu	age,body,humorous,
3/2/2025	MANGY MONGREL	Haiku	dog,
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2/28/2025	WARNING THIS POEM CONTAINS TOILET HUMOUR	Limerick	humorous,me,poetry,
2/27/2025	Sensational Sunset	Monoku	sunset,
2/25/2025	BAWDY LIMERICK	Limerick	humorous,
2/20/2025	KILLER ON THE LOOSE	Etheree	fear,humorous,
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2/3/2025	Candy Crushed - poop humour warning!	Limerick	candy,corruption,politica
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12/30/2024	Resolutions	Pleiades	humorous,new year,
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10/31/2024	Holiday Limericks	Limerick	halloween,humorous,thanks
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The Naked Ramblers Society	Verse	funny,
Few Steps Behind	I do not know?	sad,
The Allison Ellison Bond	Narrative	friendship,love,
Please Do Not Weep	I do not know?	absence,bereavement,
I'll Always Remember	Rhyme	lost love,
Sometimes We Just Have To Get Naked	Rhyme	life,
Mens Secrets	Rhyme	abuse,
My Fifty Years In a Nut Shell	Rhyme	family,life,nostalgia,
Remembrances ---Tanka	Tanka	emotions,remember,
Jan Allison	Free verse	friend,friendship,poems,p
My Way	Verse	funny,
Your Crotch and You	Narrative	humor,
The Touch of a Stranger	Lyric	friend,friendship,uplifti
Fairy Tales, Angels and Cuddles	Rhyme	child,father daughter,chi
Bingo	Verse	funny,mum,
Smile	Rhyme	giving,happy,inspiration,
I'M Coming Home	Rhyme	emotions,military,
The Things As Yet To Be	Narrative	love,
Country Song	Rhyme	romance,
My Honky Tonk Angel	Narrative	romantic,
Did You Have a Peaceful Night	Verse	care,love,
Are You Alone	Couplet	loneliness,
The True Meaning of Life	Narrative	life,
Willy the Wasp For Jan Allison	Couplet	childhood,education,insec
Forever Romance	Free verse	romance,romantic,
A Memory She Left Behind	Verse	memory,
Poets Who Write Love Poems	Free verse	poetry,
A Romantic Dream	Narrative	romantic,
A Tribute To Jan Allison	Free verse	friendship,
I'M Not Nosey But	Free verse	class,crazy,england,eve,
Cas Tim Jan and Me	Rhyme	humor,humorous,
Oh Goddess Moon	Verse	moon,
Drenched In One Another	Free verse	romance,romantic,
Spring	Haiku	flower,nature,seasons,daf
Ever Deeper Grows Our Kiss	Free verse	kiss,
To Jan Allison About Our True Real Self	Couplet	inspirational,sad,
Fake Or Real	Rhyme	self,vanity,
I Dreamt of You Last Night	Quatrain	dream,love,
Kind of Thought	Couplet	appreciation,humorous,
Low Cost Airline	Limerick	fun,
The Rush	Haiku	first love,
It's Only Time	Couplet	age,devotion,emotions,tee
Poor Man Rich Man	Free verse	heart,identity,
Around the Corner	Free verse	introspection,mother,
Farewell At the Falls	Quatrain	leaving,lost love,
Yesterday and Today	Rhyme	emotions,introspection,
A New Love Found	Free verse	inspirational,
Dancing Once Again With Words	Verse	love,
In Need of a Banquet	Iambic Pentameter	recovery from,relationshi
A Broken Heart Away	Free verse	love,
I Need To Feel	Free verse	angst,emotions,
Ever-Bright Eyes	Quatrain	deep,feelings,heart,how i
If You Can	Free verse	nature,planet,
Friendship	Rhyme	friendship,love,
The Story of You	Narrative	romance,
Tree Rape	Free verse	autumn,change,nature,
Every Time I Have You Close- Triolet Sonnet	Triolet	beautiful,love,
It's Love, Pure Love	Quatrain	love,
Paradise In My Mind	Rhyme	dream,freedom,imagination
The Scent of Your Soul	Free verse	absence,feelings,
My Best Ever Love Poem	Verse	love,
Embers	Rhyme	bereavement,feelings,marr
Maybe the Last Letter To My Beloved	Free verse	conflict,love,
Dirty Socks	Rhyme	family,
Mother's Highlights	Free verse	beautiful,beauty,love,mot
Breast Cancer Awareness-By Casarah Nance	Acrostic	cancer,
Jan	Narrative	dedication,love,
Limerick 3	Limerick	funny,
Gifts From the Tide	Free verse	nature,ocean,sea,
- The Glory Of Love -	Free verse	feelings,love,
Beauty Inside	Quatrain	beauty,
Romance	Rhyme	romance,
Poor Peter Pumpkin	Couplet	fantasy,funny,holiday,
Her Name Is Jan	Rhyme	marriage,memory,missing,m
Faith, Hope and Love	Tanka	life,
Friendships	Rhyme	friend,friendship,love,
Breast Cancer Awareness	Narrative	cancer,
Cupid's Arrows	Free verse	love,romance,
How Poetry Began	Quatrain	nature,poetry,
Coverup	Rhyme	feelings,nature,
The Devil Is In This Tale	Free verse	heart,heaven,i love you,
Pretty Poet	Free verse	angel,how i feel,mentor,p
The Breadth of My Love	Free verse	love,planet,romance,roman
My Shortcomings	Narrative	humorous,
Where Frozen Embers Still Burn	Rhyme	heart,
Moment In Time	Free verse	love,
Organic Ecstasy	Free verse	nature,planet,
Your Smile Sends Me	Ekphrasis	art,
Lost In a World of Poetry	Sonnet	how i feel,poetry,
Daydream	Alliteration	beautiful,dream,flower,
Expenditures	Rhyme	age,
Sister Jan	Limerick	humorous,
She's Wet	Light Verse	beauty,creation,cute love
When I Am Gone	Epigram	inspirational,mystery,
A Jan Allison Inspired Poem	Narrative	happiness,life,
I Lifted My Oars	Rhyme	leaving,life,
In Flight	Rhyme	bird,nature,
Ninja Girl	Limerick	fun,humor,
I Think of You - An Alternative Universe - 6	Prose Poetry	best friend,cute love,des
John Lennon	Narrative	music,