Tak oor grund from beneath oor hurdies
Burn oor birches aside the lough,
Besmirch hard fecht fur freedom,
Dictating oor days tae come,
No from the pint o a gun,
Fae laws an promises broken.
Lees an lees spout forth like watter
Lives expended as if they dinnae matter,
Feel the Jacobite spirit again,
Ready tae fecht like scotsmen again,
Like warrior poets risen from the glen,
Fae the mists o the past remember,
Oor freedom wis wun sending Edward hame,
Yon wis the past a new war begun noo,
No wi claymores ,targes an guns,
This time its ideals an Eton buffers,
Those who wid sell oor birthrights
Tae mak us slaves an servile peasants,
Using stealth ,treachery an unco ither weys
Rogues they be crooks ,cheats and thieves
Seeming beyond reproach wi things hidden
Frae us puir mortals aye they wull dae us doon,
Sic a time as this tae fecht fur whit is oors
Naw mair begging fur aa few scraps
Fae a table fu wi guid things ,
Scraps urny fur us we ur free loons
Burthit free an deeing we wull be free,
Ur ye ready tae rise yince agin?
Andrew P mcintyre 14/09/2020
Mango sirene is living in a material wirld . But is she a material girl ?
Mango sirene needs a job ! I doent noe if she can cook, but she,s not a slob.
Her frends moovd 2 California . Because thay wanted 2 git faymus .
I bet she likes cookies frum that cookie gie aymus .
Sum boddy should hyir her tu play batgirl on thuh super girl show .
Yvon Craig is dead , so hooz gonna noe ? She,s a pritty thing , she got sum wun 2 make her a cowl ! Win she goes 2 comics conventions ,her doggy must howl!
But why du so Minny girls in Michigan git top Sirjirry .
And is thair in thair shirts that makes it nessasary ?
South of 80th.street & west of the Dan Ryan ,
Thairs a haunted valley , & I aynt living !
It looks like it used 2 B , a parking lot for trucks !
But now it's just a landing pad 4 ducks !
It's a nice place 4 piknix , x-sept 4 it being haunted ! Like macdonald,s is ,
A nice place 4 breckfast , x-sept that burgers R wunted !
Maybe we can bild an orbital eluhvaytor thair! & a barber shop 4 ball hedded girls
Hoo Badley need sum nair !
It's just south of the railroad tracks ! South of wair toys-R-us used 2 B ,
If sum wun wud put a dor in the fence ,west & south of thair .
P-pul cud git 2 the near by wite cassil easilly !
It's big Eenuff 2 play softball at. I cud hit home runs thair ,
Win I swing the bat . I wonder how much the leegoes cost ?
At the near by mall . & thairs a doenut stor ,
Wair I can by them all!...
**Acrostic**
WUN LIFE
Why work for another, slim wages
Under a corporate shadow. Wake Up
NOW, be your own boss tomorrow
Live life the way YOU want, just
Introduce three. Not a pyramid scheme,
Flee from what holds you back,
Engage socially, start building your team!!
Jared Pickett
2/26/2014
Asavvy1
da big puppee wun away twees ma ma get foe mee peese we no do that baby go bye bye hims bad bo-bo dats gweezwy dada whaauh maa maa say no doggie wiee where him go dolly dat wayee waite hunnie hunnie nooowaa mawmie wiee daddie in twee
Hewwo and Mewwy Cwistmas dearwest Bugsy!
Season's gweetings to you Daffy D!
So gwad you fwew out this way
Bwess my bones, if it ain't Wosemite Sam!
(Pweeze weave your shotgun in the guest womb)
Good gwacious, it's my owed fwiend Porky!
Petunia! You wook absowootly wavishing
Come in and rewax; take a woad off your...
Anyway, the hog is woasting on the wotisser...
I mean the boid is bwowning in the ov...
Wabbit stew is simmerwing on the sto...
Uh, Bugs, Dere's cwunchy cawwots in the pantwee
Daffy, I beweave there's fwesh fwog in the fwidge
Porky, I frew out some weft-overs wast week
Wet me wun out back and check...
And Sammy, twy not to shoot out the wights...
There once was a man from Evely Wan Wun
Who walked around with what look like his son
Women would stroke the boys head
Shaking with delight he said
“It’s not me son, but keep stroking I’m having fun
** For my Good Friend Deborah Guzzi **