Wolfed Poems - Poems about Wolfed

...Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top... spry buck analogous to energizing bunny jump/kickstarted procreation ruckus. Home on the range cacophony quite absurd PlayBoy Bunny herd and f......Read the rest...

...I’m lunching with my bestie Mylie She’s upset and no longer smiley I ask her what’s wrong She said in my thong My bottom is no match for Kylie! I giggled and said stop your moans You'......Read the rest...

...Alone and hungry left leg aches like a broken peg in the mugginess of its left slipper. Not a good day for fixing anything but the sealed and over salted, the quickly warmed and spooned that ......Read the rest...

...[My recent poem ‘The Dimly Lit House’ received a Comment from Charles Messina that it could be a Tom and Jerry episode… what can I say? Something went ‘Ping!’] * Milto......Read the rest...

...The legs of the tigress were the first to go; torn from her in a single vicious bite, then left, helpless, to watch the rabbit; bop and boogie around the once fierce cat. The lion met a simil......Read the rest...

...Harold the Hugh Hefner carrot top buck Ruled his hare'm nsync with trumpeting Donald Duck, (loud enough to arouse Daisy), the former cartoon character, a pensive searing black kind Roebuck h......Read the rest...

...Daiya vegan non dairy cheesecake - oh yum! Hard knocks Methacton school alum ofttimes finds ruining his fate while squarely planted on me bum nevertheless felt rightly triangulated flashed mo......Read the rest...

...[For those of you unfamiliar with the Ice Cream Gran saga, Ice Cream Gran or Turbo Gran is a crime fighting granny. Guess what she drives…..] **** Ice Cream Gran, in her ice cr......Read the rest...

...It was probably three weeks ago when I sent my dog outside, he had all of his business to do, then he’d come in for the night. I busied myself cooking dinner, it was late, already dark, Ripper ......Read the rest...

...a sea otter swimming on its back bangs tightly-clutched mussel shell against a fist-sized rock atop its belly in......Read the rest...

...Parody of The Holly And The Ivy. I ran out of steam after verse two, but I felt it still worked * The jolly man unwisely for he was full grown Of all the cheese that was i......Read the rest...

...Trophy Hunters eradicated lesser one-horned. Traditional medicine was reasoned then killed. The colonial era malignant apartheid seized. Tragic wildlife ranches endangered. Tremendous Javan Rhino......Read the rest...

...AS LOW AS YOU CAN GET "folk say that cur stole his owner's dinner, how low can a dachshund go" Indiana Shaw . . . : ) "In the cu......Read the rest...

...It is not often realized that between two opposite things lies a razor's edge. It could be love and hate, faith and unbelief, or happiness and sadness. I was sick for a long time thinking o......Read the rest...

...Trouble was caused by love of sausage, Summer sausage by strict definition, Which is any sausage loved by masses That can be kept without refrigeration. Until a day when a man arrives Walking in......Read the rest...