Long Wolfed Poems
Long Wolfed Poems. Below are the most popular long Wolfed by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Wolfed poems by poem length and keyword.
Butt Out - Collaboration - Please Join In
I’m lunching with my bestie Mylie
She’s upset and no longer smiley
I ask her what’s wrong
She said in my thong
My bottom is no match for Kylie!
I giggled and said stop your moans
You're perfect not like Bridget...
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Categories:
wolfed, body, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Joe Versus the Raccoon
JOE VERSUS THE RACCOON
By Kate H. Stark
Each night ‘twas the same old proverbial shout.
“Hey Joe, will you please take the garbage bags out?”
Joe sighed, rolled his eyes as he walked toward the door....
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Categories:
wolfed, animal, dedication, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Rhyme
Tom and Terry - At Milton Creek
[My recent poem ‘The Dimly Lit House’ received a
Comment from Charles Messina that it could be a Tom and
Jerry episode… what can I say? Something went ‘Ping!’]
...
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Categories:
wolfed, cat, western,
Form:
Rhyme
Upon a dark and stormy night
Upon a dark and stormy night...
as jagged bolts of lightning
tore thru the the midnight clear
and figuratively ripped the sky to shreds
(analogous to jumping Jack flash),
and ear splitting thunder crackled
testing the threshold of tolerance
zombies of Sugar...
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Categories:
wolfed, absence, america, animal, character, earth, january, parody,
Form:
Free verse
A Piece of the Pie
This was only our second date...
A Black Tie Affair...
...Set against an incredible view,
vineyards, waterfalls,
a plentitude of flower beds,
all just outside a charming postcard Town.
This indeed was a serious event,
anyone who was anyone...
and my date...were here.
A...
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Categories:
wolfed, humor,
Form:
Narrative
Rum n Raisin 17 - Bird Talk
Rum got to his feet and said, “Let’s go play in the street.”
Raisin said, “I’m up for that; some fresh air would be neat.”
They were soon outside and heard a sound… FLAP FLAP… THUD… TWEET
What...
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Categories:
wolfed, bird, cat,
Form:
Narrative
Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top
Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top...
spry buck analogous to energizing bunny
jump/kickstarted procreation ruckus.
Home on the range
cacophony quite absurd
PlayBoy Bunny herd
and felt ingratiatingly inured,
nevertheless colony or nest
of doe eyed demoiselles
stewed over...
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Categories:
wolfed, 12th grade, adventure, america, animal, candy, computer,
Form:
Rhyme
Harold the Hugh Hefner Carrot Top Buck
Harold the Hugh Hefner carrot top buck
Ruled his hare'm
nsync with trumpeting Donald Duck,
(loud enough to arouse Daisy),
the former cartoon character,
a pensive searing black kind Roebuck
heir to a fortune hauling trash and rubbish,
whereby dust bunnies...
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Categories:
wolfed, adventure, age, appreciation, business, character, friendship love,
Form:
Rhyme
Antics of Lady
Hunting is her game..
'Lady' is her name
Antics of a hilarious Basset hound!
Lady was home alone
All she had was her green plastic bone
Her owners had gone out for the day
And Lady really wanted to play
Miserable, she...
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Categories:
wolfed, animal, child, dog, funny, pets, smile, sweet,
Form:
Rhyme
Weredog, Part I
It was probably three weeks ago
when I sent my dog outside,
he had all of his business to do,
then he’d come in for the night.
I busied myself cooking dinner,
it was late, already dark,
Ripper would have time...
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Categories:
wolfed, animal, dog, fun, happy, humorous, parody, surreal,
Form:
Narrative
Odyssey From Africa 11c
Chapter 11c (The Island Kingdom, continued...)
Every member of the party
Had their fill of roasted sea-flesh
All the dogs and Rosy also
Wolfed down all that they could swallow
Then they rose up and departed
Heading north...
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Categories:
wolfed, adventure, africa, environment, history, mythology, voyage,
Form:
Narrative
Daiya Vegan Non Dairy Cheesecake Oh Yum
Daiya vegan non dairy cheesecake - oh yum!
Hard knocks Methacton school alum
ofttimes finds ruining his fate
while squarely planted on me bum
nevertheless felt rightly triangulated
flashed mobbed by disheveled and unshaven,
foo fighting beastie boys
whereby their...
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Categories:
wolfed, addiction, appreciation, birthday, cool, desire, dream, heaven,
Form:
Rhyme
The Cannibal
In the night the wolves howl in the distance,
As the spring lambs bay, with the first stirrings of life,
Close lies the pack of humanity, those for whom hunger for the
Fresh taste of the blooding’s first...
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Categories:
wolfed, dark, fear, halloween, holiday, horror, imagery, visionary,
Form:
Free verse
A Beach Within My Reach
I am a basset hound and I love to play
I can run and jump all day
I really love magic and tricks
I also love chocolate bics
Yummy! They are so good
I would eat a packet a...
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Categories:
wolfed, adventure, children, dog, kids, humorous, imagination, poems,
Form:
Limerick
Look Closely
Look closely, feel the harmless heat
enveloping black-diamond
petals in the glistening
garden of...
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Categories:
wolfed, deep,
Form:
Free verse
An Unrepentant Spitball Marksman
the upshot constituted a figurative straw
that broke the virtual camels back
where yours truly fingered as scape goat,
who meekly, passively, and subserviently
...
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Categories:
wolfed, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Rescue Dog
He seemed very much like those white dogs before,
With a raggedy coat, pointed ears and much more.
But the likeness soon ended to those dogs gone away.
For he'd never known kindness or love in his day.
He...
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Categories:
wolfed, abuse, dog, happiness, pets,
Form:
Narrative
Ode To Summer Sausage
Trouble was caused by love of sausage,
Summer sausage by strict definition,
Which is any sausage loved by masses
That can be kept without refrigeration.
Until a day when a man arrives
Walking into a home, his destination,
The sausage was...
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Categories:
wolfed, food,
Form:
Ode
Covid -19 a Silent Messenger of Lucifer
Through the creek of the door there sneaked in a silent messenger of Lucifer,
A breathing man sneezed till the last breath, and was shrouded with chillness,
It was a soothing flame of fire choked the chamber...
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Categories:
wolfed, bible, blessing, christian, christmas, encouraging, forgiveness, happiness,
Form:
Free verse
Covid - 19
Covid-19: A Silent Messenger of Lucifer!
Through the creek of the door there sneaked in a silent messenger of Lucifer,
A breathing man sneezed till the last breath, and was shrouded with chillness,
It was a soothing flame...
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Categories:
wolfed, evil, scary, sick, sin, society,
Form:
Free verse
Thank You For a Pleasant Outing At the Collegeville Diner
(earlier this January 18th, 2019 belatedly
to acknowledge my LX birthday.)
Mine eldest sister
as I continue in the circle game
of life, (ye dear Amelie
McGeehan) darling dame
a modestly lofty poem I aim
to dash off (while riding away
high in...
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Categories:
wolfed, age, celebration, celebrity, dedication, endurance, family, father
Form:
Free verse
Things That Make Life Worth Everything
Chicken salad, wolfed down with a plastic spoon;
those brief cherished moments, like a hummingbird’s beat
or heaven appearing on a hot afternoon as
twin glacial oceans that dance like evenstars
and a smile that cracks stony doldrums and...
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Categories:
wolfed, friendship, life,
Form:
Free verse
Ice Cream Gran Gets Even
[For those of you unfamiliar with the Ice Cream Gran saga,
Ice Cream Gran or Turbo Gran is a crime fighting granny.
Guess what she drives…..]
...
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Categories:
wolfed, grandmother, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Where the Cans Are
Alone and hungry
left leg aches like a broken peg
in the mugginess of its left slipper.
Not a good day for fixing anything
but the sealed and over salted,
the quickly warmed and spooned
that can be mixed into a...
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Categories:
wolfed, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Cotton Candy At the Carousel
The moonlight beamed on our whitened teeth as we wrote our names in the methylone stars,
Raspberry pixels leaked out of our cheeks as we covered our lungs in black velvet tar.
The wind blew your hair...
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Categories:
wolfed, art, fantasy, imagination
Form:
I do not know?