Wolfed

The legs of the tigress were the first to go;
torn from her in a single vicious bite,
then left, helpless, to watch the rabbit; 
bop and boogie around the once fierce cat. 

The lion met a similar grizzly fate;
head torn from body upon gleefully which
the monkey did his dance macabre
in front of audience of tailless sheep.

The elephant, and ram, sans legs, of course,
performed a rather rhythmic limbo dance
under a cunning arch of bison, bear, and fox.
Followed by a mystery shape, we'll call a dog.

The turtle and the owl went in one quick snap,
and missed the seal's famous party trick;
balancing a kangaroo, half-eaten,
on his nose while standing on a cow.

The camel eventually broke in two;
beneath the weight of two donkeys and a horse,
causing hyena to start its manic laugh,
but not for long; it, too, was swallowed, whole.

The toucan crumbled under rhino's charge
and fell beneath the hippo's headless feet.
Then just as things were warming up, I found, alas,
no more Animal Crackers left in the box.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Bueckert Avatar
March 16, 2023 at 8:27 AM
haha nicely done Terry, I maybe flinched at the start... very clever and funny!
Miller Avatar
June 7, 2023 at 4:14 AM
haha, I tried for that flinch and wondered who would get past it for the punchline; thank you for stopping by and for your kind comments.
Fowler Avatar
February 9, 2023 at 2:05 PM
I laughed and laughed. And then I laughed some more! So clever Terry. I love it! Linda :)
Miller Avatar
March 5, 2023 at 2:22 AM
Thank you Linda
Clarke Avatar
January 29, 2023 at 1:32 PM
I enjoyed reading this very unusual setting. It held my attention to the very end with a great twist. Very cleverly crafted. Really well done :-)
Miller Avatar
February 2, 2023 at 2:20 AM
Thank you so much
Mccann Avatar
January 27, 2023 at 1:23 PM
The tale is so good, I hadn't even tried for that end! Surprise!! Elizabeth
Miller Avatar
February 2, 2023 at 2:21 AM
Thank you, Elizabeth for your kind comments
Volumes Avatar
January 27, 2023 at 11:56 AM
When it was dark, ,,,,,,,,,Did you waddle round like Noah's Ark ? Great Poem Terry Had me squirming right til the end,..... a classic tale my friend.
Volumes Avatar
February 2, 2023 at 2:29 AM
Just read it again, definitely worthy of a favorite.
Miller Avatar
February 2, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Aha, the misdirection was intentional from the opening line being so gross to the realization it was just a kid playing with their food
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