Winkle Poems - Poems about Winkle

After a long, long snooze, Rip Van Winkle Woke with a start, his duds all a-wrinkle Said he, a bit dotty "Quick! Bring me a potty I'm in need of a humongous tinkle!"...

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Willie Winkie got wed to Sue Lee. Consummation though just could not be. The more that they tried, the more Sue Lee cried. Winkle’s willy was just much too wee....

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Winkle Park Night Winkle Park Night In the silence of this night alone with pounding heart listening to the whispering sounds of winds in the trees seen in the starlight’s night felt shimmering force hidden in eternal light Yet the dogs keep alert day and night. I hear the coyotes yipe, the police drive by sirens blaring in the nearby park men...

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Prawn and Winkle Custard Prawn and Winkle Custard A delicacy and delight Much nicer than Pilchard Jelly Sounds disgusting and contrite I’m partial to Bat wing stew Though not to the taste of all But as for Squid legs soup Yuk, that makes my Stomach crawl...

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After a long, long snooze Rip Van Winkle, Woke with a start, his duds all a-wrinkle! Said he, a bit dotty, "Quick! Bring me a potty! I'm in...

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Mr.Tinkle and Rip Van Winkle. Both they tinkled on a fence. But when they were caught. By the Police, they were sought. They had to post some bail. Traveled with Betty, after eating spaghetti. Sat in an easy chair. Mr.Tinkle and Rip van Winkle.. Again were hungry soon. But Rip Van Winkle stole Tinkle's money. Became a millionaire. They rode on a bus, without a fuss. Went...

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Now, here's the story of Rip Van Winkle The true story, not the lie They always want to hide the truth I'll just never understand why You see, Rip Van Winkle was married To a woman, who always nagged And that poor dude was bored all the time Cause his internet always lagged So, he climbed up in his recliner And decided to take...

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Now, here's the story of Rip Van Winkle The true story, not the lie They always want to hide the truth I'll just never understand why You see, Rip Van Winkle was married To a woman, who always nagged And he was bored all the time Cause his internet always lagged So, he climbed up in his recliner And decided to take a little...

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Legend has said, he left his bed, and slept outdoors instead: With the rustling leaves of green and yellow And the sky lark singing soft and mellow ...

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Propped against the Oak Taking in smells, scenery Fighting sleep to stare....

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Wake me from my slumber As it’s been too many years My hair has grown so long I even have a beard I slept there as a boy But awakened as a man Not learning all I needed To be the best I can So now I must endure Many learning days ahead I’ll be careful not to let myself Fall asleep when not in bed. LOL...

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