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Whup Poems - Poems about Whup


Premium Member The Whoop Ass Delivery Service
...It’s when you don't have the money for a hit man. And you know something needs to be done. If you have a hot date and your boss asked you to work late. Dial 1-800 Whoop that ass! The whoop ......

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Categories: whup, funny, funny love, hilarious,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Well, Ye Asked Fer It
...Roses is red; a dollar are green. Dough wuz the grandest thang Bubba'd done seen. He had a bad wreck and ruptured his spleen. His surgery wuz in a room that tweren't clean! He paid Doc with roses......

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Categories: whup, humor, poetry,
Form: Rhyme



Somewhere In Between
...It ain't good and it ain't bad It's somewhere in between Wasn't right and it wasn't wrong It's just a cowboy's dream Saw her come in through the bat-wings She stopped and looked around Pretti......

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Categories: whup, humorous,
Form: Cowboy Poetry
Round By Round
...Round by Round Poem Lionel Derbyshire ROUND 1 Born a boy Cassicuis Clay In January the first month Of the year. Asked for drink in a store Was told water segregated here. Your colour wrong......

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Categories: whup, allah, butterfly, destiny, inspiration,
Form: ABC
Mama Calling Me
...Poet: Ken Jordan Poem: Mama Calling Me Edited by: Sparkle Jordan written: June/2014         My mama calling me:   Kennnnn   ny!                 Kennnnn  ny! Kenny!?           Kenny!               ......

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Categories: whup, childhood,
Form: Prose Poetry




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