Janice Canerdy Poet Rhyme

Well, Ye Asked Fer It

Roses is red; a dollar are green.
Dough wuz the grandest thang Bubba'd done seen.
He had a bad wreck and ruptured his spleen.
His surgery wuz in a room that tweren't clean!
He paid Doc with roses, and Doc got real mean.

So Bubba sent dough--biscuits in a can.
Doc planned to whup him, but Bubba he ran.
Then he sent greens--the kind cooked in a pan.
Doc wanted green MONEY. He wuz one angry man!

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The sponsor done asked for a hillbilly pome,
so I writ these purty lines here at my home
up in these hills from whur I seldom roam.

April 19, 2018

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Honestly J.T. May 31, 2017 at 1:57 AM This made me smile :) love it -JT Janice Canerdy May 31, 2017 at 7:41 AM Thanks so much, Honestly J.T.! The sponsor asked for terrible poems; I'm trying not to disappoint! LOL Janice

Sunlite Wanter May 30, 2017 at 5:44 PM This surely ought to be first in someone's contest! So much fun! Janice Canerdy May 30, 2017 at 8:14 PM Thanks, Sunlite! Ironic Zinc asked for terrible poems. I'm trying not to disappoint! Janice

Janis Medders Tobechi May 30, 2017 at 4:53 PM Looks like a winner if this is in a contest. You have been very busy today. Good stuff. Janice Canerdy May 30, 2017 at 4:58 PM Yes, I have! Thanks so much, Janis! Janice

Dale Gregory Cozart May 30, 2017 at 2:16 PM Sounds like Bubba's all hat and no cattle! Janice Canerdy May 30, 2017 at 2:23 PM Yep! Janice

Laura Leiser May 30, 2017 at 1:06 PM I reckon this here pome of yer's might rightly show 'em a thing er two! Keep 'er up, by golly! :D Janice Canerdy May 30, 2017 at 1:20 PM I'm a-hopin' so, Laura! Thanks for the comment. Janice

Jan Allison May 30, 2017 at 12:01 PM very amusing Janice - some folks think all my poems are poop lol:-) hugs jan xx Janice Canerdy May 30, 2017 at 12:16 PM Thanks so much, Jan! Hey, those who write all poopy poems don't rank really high--like you! Janice

Chris Green May 30, 2017 at 11:57 AM This was great, very funny Janice. Janice Canerdy May 30, 2017 at 12:17 PM Thanks so much, Chris! Janice

Daniel Turner May 30, 2017 at 11:55 AM Wonderful humor, Janice. Had me laughing all the way through. Good luck! Janice Canerdy May 30, 2017 at 12:17 PM Thanks so much, Daniel! Janice