Wheres Poems - Poems about Wheres

wheres the beef

where's the beef?
Wendy's most famous advertisement that went viral
this ad disrespectfully put down other chain's hamburgers
Indicating their meat patties were small
soon a catch phrase for the 1984 Presidential election
makig fun of Gary Hart and Walter Mondale
Nashville songwriter DJ Coyote McCloud made it into a song
this catch phrase was "on fire" in the US for a

Wheres That Smile

Where’s that smile of yours today
What do you mean you put it away
Do you want to bring everyone down
We don’t feel good seeing you frown

Do you at least have it close by
Before you make all of us cry
Perhaps you have it in your pocket 
Or do we need a key to unlock it

I can see

Wheres the Beef

Where’s the beef? The old woman said.
I still see her bulbous nose, parading in my head.
She opens the bun and the hamburger is dinky.
My thoughts about this oldster are incredibly kinky.

Where’s the beef? Was soon printed on white t- shirts.
We were all naming the old lady, us Ethyls and Gerts.
Wendys was bringing people in by

The Whos Whats Wheres of Life

The who’s, what’s, why’s and where’s of life
Brought to you with gusto and enthusiasm
Courtesy of an inquisitive five-year-old

Why is grass green?
Why is the sky blue?
Where is that cloud going?
Where is Jesus now?
What’s the name of this mudball?

Who made this road?
Why did they call it Dorothy Street?
Who is Dorothy?
Do I have a street named after me?

So Hard To Feel Other-Wheres Part 2

I
The You that tells various organs to start, end, adjust secretions, and your lungs to do respiration while you sleep ... will easily join SPACE where it all is ( where it's at!)

 II
You and I are "allowing" the universe a human experience; just as waves allows the entire ocean to experience & absorb individual

So Hard To Feel For Others, Other-Wheres

I
The voids between galaxies
Look empty, but in the way of Zero
Black Holes and voids hold Eternities
The universe is a multiverse too

II
How do I, with such Space,  identify?
Here: ground after the ground where I die
Where war breaks out, we ARE one family
When tsunamis suck millions of lives!

III
In life we will have days we WALK globally
Some

Wheres the Happy Button

As you push me into darkness
it shivered
between the good and worse
i always choose the yet
cant live without the pain
did the darkness just dim
I am that weirdo
that you attract
stray strayed
give extinction its chance
in the rain and night i dance
waiting for a phone
that takes a picture
everywhere at once
Wheres the happy button
Alexa exist

Wheres My Keys

Where's my keys, I'm late for work
They should be on that shelf
If you've moved them you're a jerk
I'll look for them myself

So...

I've turned the whole house upside down
And looked in Benji's bed
The pockets in my dressing gown
And under uncle Ted

Of course I've looked beside the phone
And what is that you ask
I don't appreciate your tone
They're

Wheres the Love

Break from blowing heat
tip-toe creeping on concrete
trust cut deeper holes.
2-4-16

Wheres My Chicken Leg

Wheres my chicken leg
I'm not going to beg
I can't believe i lost my good old leg
I wish i could find my freaking chicken
somebody better find it before i start kickin
I miss my little baby drum stick
I'm about to hit somebody with a brick
I'm not playing
Whoever has it better start praying
Because their dead
There going to see

Wheres Recovery

Deep within me lies all my sins 
They sit on a pile of thoughts of what I could have been 
They're intertwined with every moral I thought by I lived 
Slowly smothering my Gods will 
Always bringing me back to if I had never taken that first pill 
Where is there recovery for me? 
Dressed

Wheres My Bike

Well, Hello children, it's Christmas eve
so, Ho Ho Ho, time to leave, got to go
Rudolph says it's about to snow.
Elve's worked hard, throughout the year
making toys, to spread some cheer
for all the good girl's and boy's
nothing for naughty one's, so full of noise.
Remember when,, you sat upon my knee
those lovely gifts, which you asked of

Wheres Wally

Where’s Wally?  where’s Wally? 
The customers all cried
Where’s Wally? Where’s Wally?
Do you think he’s gone outside
It’s market day, it’s busy
It just shouldn’t be allowed 
We’re never going to find him
If he’s out there in the crowd
We know he’s got his glasses
Woolly hat and stripy vest
It’s kind of like a camouflage 
He blends in with

Wheres Dad?

Dads gone now
I don't think we will see him again
We have moved on in our lives
Left him where he stood

His new family didn't need us
our brothers and sisters don't know us
so wheres dad?
Where did he go?
Whats his deal?

He helped to bring us to be
Then walked out to start a new family
Like we don't make a

This Week In War Baseball (War Is Supposed To Be Crossed Out; Wheres Strke Thru Text?)

Congress is bitching again, trying to make it look like they’re doing something.
But they don’t give a damn; career politicians know it’s a scam.
But do they know this is real? And realize the power they wield?
I don’t think they care that they’re shipping kids to battlefields for a war without reasons.
And the media doesn’t care

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