Wedgie Poems - Poems about Wedgie

...Walking off a High School wedgie, Just digging out my underwear. Lodged tight in the crack of doom, These days it seems they're always there. This daily Freshman ritual, I try to face with chi......

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...This is quite a bit overdue my friends It's an ode to brussel sprouts Those delicious spherical bundles of joy Not too popular hereabouts Poor wee fellows just want to be loved Along w......

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...I do not like the taste of zucchini, so might I please suggest we have instead fettuccini? That dish has zest! Zucchini is considered a veggie ver......

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...Another showdown in Soup Creek, I s'pose Someone's got a wedgie in her pantyhose It's another outcast who likes to lambast A bad attitude she chose to expose Folks in the Creek asked w......

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...The protests are written from the busy pen of the one whose thoughts are quite driven yet she cries "foul" like a rumple feathered hen when the thoughts of another are simply given Her name-cal......

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...There's lots of play to underwear. I'll try to be discreet. It stretches to contain my boys Who hang down t'wards my feet. Elastic waistband hugs my hips, Prohibiting their fall, Much bet......

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...This is quite a bit overdue my friends It's an ode to Brussel Sprouts Those delicious spherical bundles of joy Not too popular hereabouts Poor wee fellows just want to be loved Along w......

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...Look at olé Manny over there. He's been praying for grown back hair. Hair back Back hair Hair is neither here nigh under where. At night we pray for tight'ee whites; Followin......

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...Mr Webster's definition of loser A consistent failure abuser Turkey that has no wings Sunkist lemon of a human being I say Ol' Daniel's wrong Ain't nobody that far gone They're bound to have ......

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...This is quite a bit overdue my friends It's an ode to Brussel Sprouts Those delicious spherical bundles of joy Not too popular hereabouts Poor wee fellows just want to be loved Along w......

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...I own a beauty parlor but I always get things wrong. Last week I left a lady under the dryer far too long. She was under the dryer for hours and it fried her brain. They put her in a funny farm be......

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...If the Dark Ages were to come again and electricity would cease to exist, pray tell what'd happen to us? P'raps it be smart to start a list. Well I certainty wouldn't be sharing poetry across the we......

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...I've seen the face of evil It tried to stare me down It expected me to run But instead I stood my ground Its eyes were bloodshot red Like a hooker high on meth Its teeth were in a glass It ......

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