Who's a Loser

Mr Webster's definition of loser
A consistent failure abuser
Turkey that has no wings
Sunkist lemon of a human being

I say Ol' Daniel's wrong
Ain't nobody that far gone
They're bound to have some use
If nothing else, squeeze them for juice

No wings on a turkey, big deal
Who wants wings for a Thanksgiving meal
A wingless bird would be unique
He doesn't say a loser's a freak

So a person has a few bad breaks
Always whines and bellyaches
Makes everyone else a little edgy
Social bothersome , tighty-whitey, wedgie

He may be down on his luck
But a loser, come on, that sucks
That is unless you're in this poetry contest
Then you'll be a loser, if yours ain't the best



    an original poem by Daniel Turner
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Onclaud Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 5:18 PM
how can this be a loser, daniel?... so well conveyed!... huggs
Turner Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 5:33 PM
Wait a few days and I'll show you. LOL Thanks for stopping by on a Saturday. Peace pretty lady:)
Quigley Avatar
April 8, 2016 at 10:10 PM
I think we have a........non-Loser!! Very entertaining read.
Turner Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 7:15 AM
Thanks Tom. Just horsing around. Have a great weekend and Peace my friend:)
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