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An Ode To Brussel Sprouts

This is quite a bit overdue my friends It's an ode to Brussel Sprouts Those delicious spherical bundles of joy Not too popular hereabouts Poor wee fellows just want to be loved Along with all the other veggies They've long had a real image problem About as popular as a wedgie Thinking of starting a worldwide petition Anybody wishing to join Send a hundred dollars to me, Happy Jack You'll receive a commemorate coin Along with the coin you'll receive a bushel Of these oh so luscious little critters As a bonus for ordering before next December An autographed picture of John Ritter Hey, it rhymes doesn't it !!!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 2/10/2018 9:42:00 AM
...shrunken cabbage heads......
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/10/2018 9:47:00 AM
LOL LOL LOL Love it and them... sounds like maybe you don't???
Date: 2/10/2018 8:26:00 AM
Jack. Send me your bank details and I'll send the money haha. Regards Tom. P.S. I love the little green gems.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/10/2018 8:54:00 AM
We are among the very few it seems! A whole bowl full sprinkled with cheddar chess, think I'll go........
Date: 2/10/2018 7:03:00 AM
I'm not a veggie person and deffo not a brussel sprouts one lol..
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/10/2018 7:10:00 AM
This veggie is much misunderstood! They always wanted to grow up and be a big strong cabbage one day but they were very ill in their youth and it stunted their growth... TRUE STORY!!!

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