An Ode To Brussel Sprouts

This is quite a bit overdue my friends It's an ode to Brussel Sprouts Those delicious spherical bundles of joy Not too popular hereabouts Poor wee fellows just want to be loved Along with the other veggies They've long had a real image problem About as popular as a wedgie Thinking of starting a worldwide petition Any Soupers wishing to join Send a hundred dollars to me, Jester Jack You'll receive a commemorate coin Along with the coin you'll receive a bushel Of these oh so luscious little critters As a bonus for ordering before December An autographed picture of John Ritter Hey, it rhymes doesn't it !!! © Jack Ellison 2013
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Eastman Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 12:17 PM
Oh Oh! I believe John Riter is gone to a better place... You sound like several TV commercials and the Nigerian Check scam all wrapped up in one... Dragon loved it... The penguins want anchovies sent with their Brussel Sprouts... LOL... Silly Man!
Ellison Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 4:18 PM
What on earth is the Nigerian Check Scam??? Love from Canada xoxoxox
Sivey Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 6:53 AM
Ha ha, you are the master at making something that seems so insignificant and making it into something hilariously funny and grand! I really enjoyed reading your delightful poem this morning my friend! What a terrific piece, such a tremendous poem, Great Work!!
Ellison Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 6:57 AM
Actually would love a whole plate full of brussel sprouts right now for brekkie! LOL
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