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Weasel Poems - Poems about Weasel

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Premium Member Interrogating the Guilty Bulldog
...out having no pie. I wanted to poke that bulldog really hard in the eye. The boss told us finally to let the little weasel go. It made me really hot, as you probably all know. The next day we discovered a cat stealing a cherry pie. S......Read More
Categories: weasel, dog, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Doppler Radar Killed Our Classic Car - 2nd HALF - BOTH Audio and Text
...pierced…the seats were soaked. “Got yourself a trophy-winning ‘rat rod’ now, I’d say,” some heartless, picture-taking weasel joked! The underside was packed with mud, and, like I said, the bumper, because of what we’d done, was badly b......Read More
Categories: weasel, car,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Just -- Trust Me - 2nd HALF - BOTH Audio and Text
...s, I’m kind of slow sometimes, but not quite slow enough to fall for something sounding this unreal, So when the slimy weasel told me - ‘SEVEN HUNDRED BUCKS’…which would, of course, have made the car a steal… Right away I knew the guy w......Read More
Categories: weasel, hyperbole,
Form: Verse
Premium Member The Bate's Motel DOES Exist - 1st HALF
...Here's the scoop, friends...like a bunch of my pieces now posted - and coming soon - this is, as indicated, the 1st HAL......Read More
Categories: weasel, humor,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Experimental Drugs
... “We need to talk! Something I perceive as being nothing short of scary’s now been going on for several years…it’s ......Read More
Categories: weasel, drug,
Form: Rhyme



February fourth nineteen ninety nine
...19401) nine months after spermatozoon gave chase to ovulating ova (cue all around the mulberry bush... pop goes the weasel), the former latter did embrace, where sonogram revealed inchoate face courtesy yours truly burst into sing......Read More
Categories: weasel, absence, adventure, beautiful, birthday,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Car Club Meeting Lament -- PART 1 of 2
... Everything the fire ruined we have…except the U-joints… But I got on the phone and found a set. “Never fear,” the weasel swore, “I’m giving you my word, We’ll have it back to perfect when it’s done. And, thankfully, we found the pl......Read More
Categories: weasel, car,
Form: Rhyme
Social Animals
...’re a dog.” – Peter Steiner We need better watchdogs protecting silly sheep, falling prey to dark blogs, the fox, weasel, and creep. The trolls, so full of bull, delight in being mean. The phish will pull the wool, while tiktok ......Read More
Categories: weasel, animal, computer, humor, social,
Form: Rhyme
Friendly Love
...nt to smh, I love you Not only are you able to put up with someone like me, But because despite not knowing what a weasel is, Or not knowing how to make mac-and-cheese from a box, Or just being a clueless dork in general, ......Read More
Categories: weasel, best friend, emotions, friend,
Form: Free verse
The Seashore - A Tautogram
...que umbrellabirds update unclear unicorns under umbrellas. Voiceless vultures vacate very vivid vegetation. Wally weasel watches walrus’s wade, wisely waiting. Xena x-rayed Xyli Xenops. Young Yuri Yak yelled “Yuck! Yogurt!” ......Read More
Categories: weasel, animal, cute, sea,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Head of Rooster Heart of Dragon
...ralyzed instantly as they gave him the eye, so thick. Why did you paralyze him? Their mama asked, flying in to roost. Weasel came by, and they scattered, afraid of him, if you want to know the truth. ......Read More
Categories: weasel, myth,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Rowdy Animals
... And of course things aren't complete without good ol Mother Goose Frank the Fox and Stewie the Snake Join Willy the Weasel with an intent to take Harry the Hippo just wants to grub While Susan the Swan just wants some love Different ......Read More
Categories: weasel, adventure, animal, celebration, character,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Hildy Badger Mad as Bells
...ed, astounded at her action. I am angry with my cousin. Slapping gives me satisfaction! Next Hildy got mad at Wilma Weasel, a distant Aunt. So she slammed the fish out of their tank and kicked a plant. The rest of the badgers ran out,......Read More
Categories: weasel, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Trapped on Canvas
...dly on the crooked easel, malignant storm clouds threaten the rising sun, hopeful rays bestow light upon the tortured weasel that struggles to find reality within the framed run. Despondent eyes that catalytically impale a presage for ......Read More
Categories: weasel, animal, nature,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My Poetic Addiction -A 7 full Alliteration haiku chain
...ntillion quarks quirkiness quantum quintessence wind whirl waves watery whirlpool wreckage washed-up whimsical weasel waterfall weathered willow wilderness walk zoo zebra zip zealous zoologist zeal zen villa village val......Read More
Categories: weasel, animal, inspiration, inspirational, nature,
Form: Haiku

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