Best Uber Driver Is a Weasel

The weasel is the best Uber driver we have ever found, We have taken rides from miles around. He is polite and responsible and can outrun a hound. The weasel is the best Uber we have ever found. But he is a weasel! Aren’t they mean, sly and slick? I heard that they carry rabies and can make you sick. One of them carried off the eggs of my goosey named Dick. I am fearful of the weasel said my Uncle Mick. Then don’t use the weasel, but don’t come crying to me. He is the most inexpensive Uber, and he is good to your she. He brought my wife chocolates and put a candy in her tea. If you use the wrong Uber driver, don’t come crying to me.