Long Weasel Poems
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Fate decreed sexting or texting while married abominable
Fate decreed sexting/texting while married abominable
Therefore karma caught up to me big time
and delivered yours truly sent to purgatory
(figurative speaking) by casting a spell,
whereby the government issued Safelink
Tracfone got permanently disabled
and all the data
(including contact...
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Categories:
weasel, adventure, animal, anxiety, appreciation, black love, dream,
Form:
Rhyme
Beary Tales Episodes 15-24, More Poet's Notes
Note to Readers of Previous Versions:
There are so many new vignettes scattered throughout the poem that I hope you will reread the whole thing! There are many new GEMS, improvements to previous verses and improved...
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Categories:
weasel, adventure, beauty, friendship, innocence, love, mentor,
Form:
Quatrain
And Still I Drive - Part One
Stars fall under failing skies...stars fall...stars fall...
And sadly...i start to drive.
Through the unremarkable village with its tall
Georgian Bay window panes, lightless,
devoid of visages; outwardly staring back at my
Abject countenance with detached contempt and...
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Categories:
weasel, heartbreak, places,
Form:
Rhyme
Hold the Phone
Hold the phone, hold the freakin’ phone. Lisa’s got a boyfriend!
I’ve never seen Lisa with a boyfriend. Lisa draws men like fireworks on a dark night, but I’ve never seen her keep one. I mean,...
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Categories:
weasel, boyfriend, fashion, humor, money, student,
Form:
Free verse
Professor Yangyinstein's Agenda
The Professor's campaign
although stealthily benign
still co-arose fair hecklers.
How can you reassure me
that our vulnerable children
will not hate me
and you
for stealing from all Earth's tribal future
any possibility of healthy presence?
While Yangyinstein stands
with stunning wonder
about all win/win...
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Categories:
weasel, beauty, culture, math, political, religion, science, society,
Form:
Parallelismus Membrorum
After drenching biblical rainfall
After drenching biblical rainfall...
verdant green acres covered the planet of the apes
like a petticoat junction
donning barrel of skinny dipping monkeys.
Once drought stricken vast landscape
far as the eye could see
suddenly flush with promise
of budding new shoots
and...
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Categories:
weasel, adventure, africa, august, earth, environment, history, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Upon approaching advent of an early spring 2024
Upon approaching advent of an early spring 2024
(alternately titled GENESIS RESPLENDENT)
No matter the calendrical/official onset of vernal equinox takes places Tuesday, Mar 19, 2024 and transpires until Thursday, Jun 20, 2024, an intimation sensed...
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Categories:
weasel, 12th grade, animal, appreciation, beauty, daffodils, earth,
Form:
Rhyme
Spring Equinox Arrives March 20th, 2023 At 5:24 Pm
Spring equinox arrives March 20th, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Despite what outside temperature registers
(even absolute zero), the official arrival
of spring occurs, when thee eel hip tic
of coe phish hunt holy Mackerel
becomes tangential to barenaked ladies
barren...
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Categories:
weasel, 12th grade, appreciation, beautiful, butterfly, celebration, daffodils,
Form:
Free verse
Bobby's Dad
My favorite song that I chose was "Cat's in the Cradle".
By Harry Chapmin. I hope you enjoy my flight of imagination.
See link to the original song at the end of my lyrics.
Bobby's Dad
When...
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Categories:
weasel, beautiful, dad,
Form:
Lyric
Disunity Then Unity
DISUNITY THEN UNITY
Last Episode of Pure Fantasy.
Fireball always seems to take center stage,
Except in the last episode it was with absolute rage,
Echoman has secretly loved this ravishing beauty
Lost her to a human whilst she...
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Categories:
weasel, universe, war,
Form:
Free verse
The Recalcitrant Romantico Sends a Love Note To the World
"The Recalcitrant Romantico Sends a Love Note to the World"
There was a loophole in the contract
in fine print, when the final page was rolled back,
a sharp paper cut bled a firebrand’s life and a swollen...
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Categories:
weasel, love, mystery, romance,
Form:
Romanticism
Dem New Publicans
Light da Roman candles
for da coming Chariots of Pharaoh holiday
Dem New Publicans
be back in pyramid power
Give a Caesar Palace casino hip, hip-hooray
Happy daze are here again!
Dem New Publicans bray
dey be da common people’s friend
But...
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Categories:
weasel, parody, perspective, political, truth,
Form:
Narrative
A Surprise in June
Vivacious, young Adele was quite popular, for she had lots of friends;
Like night's affinity with creamy stars, of joyful glitter that never ends.
She was a professional pet sitter, doing so for her chums sometimes,
Like the...
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Categories:
weasel, animal, fun, nature, nursery rhyme, summer, work,
Form:
Couplet
Nra Please Stop Talking
Another day
Another mass shooting
?Another incident
of domestic terrorism
?another gun man
killing people
because just because?
The NRA ?And their stooges?
Come out?
Flood the airways
With their noxious
Poisonous weasel words
?The NRA says
Mass shootings?
Are like the weather
?You can’t control them
You can’t predict...
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Categories:
weasel, america, anger, angst, anxiety, grief, political, sorrow,
Form:
Political Verse
My Zoo From a To Z
Alligators, Aardvarks; Arctic fox and hare. Also Armadillos and Asses will be there!
Bobcats, Beavers, Boars; One Blue whale will do! Bovines and a Booby (maybe 2)!
Caribou & Camels; *Cavies & a *Coot; Cottontails, Chipmunks, Chinchillas...
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Categories:
weasel,
Form:
Abecedarian
Army of Me, Bjork:
in front of you there is
an obstacle---you knew
it was there when you
started walking in this
direction that you have
wanted to for a while---
but the fear had kept you
away for so long---the
pure unadulterated dread
that writhed up your
spine...
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Categories:
weasel, lifefriend, drug,
Form:
Free verse
The Trapper and the Brave, Part I
It was back in nineteen-nineteen
when Timlin Rivers checked his traps,
by one he found just a weasel skin,
did not know what to make of that.
Why would bother to raid a trap
but leave the pricey skin behind?
Who’d...
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Categories:
weasel, adventure, family, friendship, grandfather, life, nature, winter,
Form:
Narrative
The Atlantic Ocean An Unrelenting Mistress
The Atlantic ocean...,an unrelenting mistress
More'n ten thousand leagues under the sea
next to an octopus's garden in the shade.
OceanGate manufacturer
of the Titan Submersible,
which vessel that set out to reach
Titanic shipwreck with five passengers
officials believe the suffered
a...
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Categories:
weasel, abuse, analogy, anger, anxiety, bereavement, bullying, corruption,
Form:
Rhyme
The Mad Fiddler of the North, Part Ii
...His performances went for hours,
even when people drifted off,
he’d kept playing in the tavern
regardless of what others thought.
He would wind down like some old clock,
sometime playing straight through the night,
then just stand up and wander...
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Categories:
weasel, appreciation, beauty, character, crazy, history, music, sad,
Form:
Epic
Home
HOME. By Ted Bundy
There is a place not far from here where purple maggots are the size of deer, pink frogs are there wearing bowties and hats, now put your hands together for the...
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Categories:
weasel, animals,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Tablecloth Telling the Time
A weasel wibble wobbling can be said to have ingested copious amounts of indemonstrable indelible ink today as it soared into doorways, hallways, cloakrooms, and buffet tables. Buffet tables are neither buffaloes or bongos. In...
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Categories:
weasel, beach,
Form:
I do not know?
The Moon Princess: Part Two
"What were you doing around here," I said.
"Don't you know what happens to men who are
Caught by my huntresses?"
The man built up his courage and stood up
His eyes traveling the course...
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Categories:
weasel, god, magic, men, moon, mythology,
Form:
Epic
Eye of the Tropical January Sun
Exercising belief about unknowns.
Makes sense to take your best guess.
Using history, numbers, extrapolation.
Getting the trajectory right for re-entry.
Few dissenters left for climate change, evolution.
Nuclear power brings a process to earth
that occurs only in space. Dangerous
but...
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Categories:
weasel, death, fire, food, innocence, january, senses, song,
Form:
Verse
February Fourth Nineteen Ninety Nine
February fourth nineteen ninety nine...
Signified birth of our second bundle of joy
whereby linkedin chromosomes betwixt
the missus and I intimately expressed ourselves
and me would alloy
courtesy meiosis the miracle
of human reproduction would deploy
distribution of genetic...
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Categories:
weasel, absence, adventure, beautiful, birthday, creation, family, father
Form:
Rhyme
Palm History Awash With Drips
Courtesy handy dandy
palmar hyperhidrosis
impossible mission to defeat
except poe wet tickly
even courtesy drysol.
(Me slippery fingers slither,
slip and slide splashing ala
Jackson Pollock), sans slap
dash experimental, swiftly
tailored and harried writing
style, yes on par with purging,
spewing, venting...unexpurgated,
unexpressed, unexplained...
words,...
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Categories:
weasel, 11th grade, 12th grade, abuse, anger, anxiety,
Form:
Free verse