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Premium Member Weasel
WEASEL

Tiny little weasel,
Sneaking `round the house,
Searching for a midnight snack,
A chick, a kit or mouse.

Crafty little rascal,
Scurries here and there,
Must find enough to feed the brood,
A bird, a pup or hare.

Nocturnal little scavenger,
Omnivorous opportunist,
Relentless once he spots his prey,
A formidable impugnist.

Cute little weasel,
Can be really...

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© Judy Ball  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: weasel, nature
Form: Quatrain
Wally Weasel Loves To Paint
Wally Weasel Loves to Paint

Wally Weasel loves to paint, and paints himself a lot.
Some paint goes on the canvas, but most of it does not.
Poor Wally, when he’s finished, is a sight that you must see.
He’s a living breathing rainbow from his head down to...

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Categories: weasel, children,
Form: Iambic Pentameter
Premium Member A White Weasel
as a white weasel
drags its prey through snow. . . . 
the rat tail's last twitch

kigo/ weasel (brown in summer but white in winter!)
My area is the Rocky Mountain West
For Debbie Guzzi's "Animal Haiku Poetry Contest"

Note: Go to Youtube and see videos of weasel attacks
if...

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Categories: weasel, animals, , cute,
Form: Haiku

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Wally Weasel Goes Skiing
Wally Weasel Goes Skiing

Wally still loves painting, but he’s now discovered sports.
He made his reservations at a faraway resort.
He’s never skied but has a book with lessons showing how.
After reading it two times plus one, he thinks he’s ready now.

With wooly scarf around his neck...

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Categories: weasel, animal, children,
Form: Iambic Pentameter
Weasel
The sneaky, slinky weasel
Is weaselly recognised … 

But stoats are stoatily different … 
They’re ermine in disguise!...

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Categories: weasel, animals, children, funny
Form: Epigram
A Weasel
A weasel has three words to sell
                                “Mongoose says that “he has to tell
...

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Categories: weasel, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Weasel
There lives a puppy named Weasel
She's almost big as a diesel
Artists paint her on their easel
She can be found digging up bones

Her heart is as wild as a deer
She's amazing - she's without fear
Her hair grows in spite of the shear
She eats so she may...

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Categories: weasel, animal, cat, cute, dog,
Form: Tail-rhyme
Wee Wily Weasel
Crafty little devil,
Friend of the Gecko,
Sly, secretive, aloof..
Whether up a tree or on a roof

Weasly ways he uses to get
Whatever he wants,
And you can bet...
He'll have his hand in your pocket,
As he does deny
That he does such a thing,
You'll make him cry!!

Oh w'ascally weasel
You devilish...

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© Tom Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: weasel, allegory, animals, funny,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member Weasel
Tiny little weasel,
Sneaking 'round the house,
Searching for a midnight snack,
A chick, a kit or mouse.

Crafty little rascal,
Scurries here and there,
Must find enough to feed the brood,
A bird, a pup or hare.

Nocturnal little scavenger,
Omnivorous opportunist,
Relentless once he spots his prey,
A formidable impugnist.

Cute little weasel,
Can be really...

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© Judy Ball  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: weasel, animals, nature, , cute,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Best Uber Driver Is a Weasel
The weasel is the best Uber driver we have ever found,
We have taken rides from miles around.
He is polite and responsible and can outrun a hound.
The weasel is the best Uber we have ever found.

But he is a weasel! Aren’t they mean, sly and slick?
I...

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Categories: weasel, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Picture of a Weasel
Picture of a Weasel

While he worked on an easel
Painted picture of a weasel
Some schnitzel sounds good
Have some wish I could
Maybe sneeze I now will....

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: weasel, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Weasel Words
Why for we seem so wise
yet act so foolishly;
Why so we create laws
for others to follow
saying,look I know best
forb those other fellows;
It's for your greater good
shape up,hera what I say,
It's much the better way;
I've given this some thought
(but not as much as I ought);
What about...

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Categories: weasel, life, people, political
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Wicked Weasel
There’s Wicked Weasel
the bikini factory.
Look at their website.
Women found throughout the world
display their beauty online.
...

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Categories: weasel, art, business, computer-internet,
Form: Tanka
Premium Member Footle-Weasel Words
BEFORE
I,m for
for sure!
AND AFTER..
maybe
we'll see..?...

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Categories: weasel, political
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Demons of Suburbia
Lawn furniture flavored ice cream
	served in moxa cups
Candied eyes of freshwater bream
	pickled bushdog pups.

Pig pizzle wrapped around a stick
	grilled upon the deck
Woven rope with cat head and brick
	hung about your neck.

Marzipan violin bowed by a stoat
	badminton played widdershins
A toast of poison without antidote
	barefoot on needles...

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Categories: weasel, animal, fantasy, food, games,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things