Best Weasel Poems
WeaselWEASEL
Tiny little weasel,
Sneaking `round the house,
Searching for a midnight snack,
A chick, a kit or mouse.
Crafty little rascal,
Scurries here and there,
Must find enough to feed the brood,
A bird, a pup or hare.
Nocturnal little scavenger,
Omnivorous opportunist,
Relentless once he spots his prey,
A formidable impugnist.
Cute little weasel,
Can be really...
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Categories:
weasel, nature
Form:
Quatrain
Wally Weasel Loves To PaintWally Weasel Loves to Paint
Wally Weasel loves to paint, and paints himself a lot.
Some paint goes on the canvas, but most of it does not.
Poor Wally, when he’s finished, is a sight that you must see.
He’s a living breathing rainbow from his head down to...
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Categories:
weasel, children,
Form:
Iambic Pentameter
A White Weaselas a white weasel
drags its prey through snow. . . .
the rat tail's last twitch
kigo/ weasel (brown in summer but white in winter!)
My area is the Rocky Mountain West
For Debbie Guzzi's "Animal Haiku Poetry Contest"
Note: Go to Youtube and see videos of weasel attacks
if...
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Categories:
weasel, animals, , cute,
Form:
Haiku
Wally Weasel Goes SkiingWally Weasel Goes Skiing
Wally still loves painting, but he’s now discovered sports.
He made his reservations at a faraway resort.
He’s never skied but has a book with lessons showing how.
After reading it two times plus one, he thinks he’s ready now.
With wooly scarf around his neck...
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Categories:
weasel, animal, children,
Form:
Iambic Pentameter
WeaselThe sneaky, slinky weasel
Is weaselly recognised …
But stoats are stoatily different …
They’re ermine in disguise!...
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Categories:
weasel, animals, children, funny
Form:
Epigram
A WeaselA weasel has three words to sell
“Mongoose says that “he has to tell
...
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Categories:
weasel, fun, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
WeaselThere lives a puppy named Weasel
She's almost big as a diesel
Artists paint her on their easel
She can be found digging up bones
Her heart is as wild as a deer
She's amazing - she's without fear
Her hair grows in spite of the shear
She eats so she may...
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Categories:
weasel, animal, cat, cute, dog,
Form:
Tail-rhyme
Wee Wily WeaselCrafty little devil,
Friend of the Gecko,
Sly, secretive, aloof..
Whether up a tree or on a roof
Weasly ways he uses to get
Whatever he wants,
And you can bet...
He'll have his hand in your pocket,
As he does deny
That he does such a thing,
You'll make him cry!!
Oh w'ascally weasel
You devilish...
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Categories:
weasel, allegory, animals, funny,
Form:
Burlesque
WeaselTiny little weasel,
Sneaking 'round the house,
Searching for a midnight snack,
A chick, a kit or mouse.
Crafty little rascal,
Scurries here and there,
Must find enough to feed the brood,
A bird, a pup or hare.
Nocturnal little scavenger,
Omnivorous opportunist,
Relentless once he spots his prey,
A formidable impugnist.
Cute little weasel,
Can be really...
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Categories:
weasel, animals, nature, , cute,
Form:
Quatrain
Best Uber Driver Is a WeaselThe weasel is the best Uber driver we have ever found,
We have taken rides from miles around.
He is polite and responsible and can outrun a hound.
The weasel is the best Uber we have ever found.
But he is a weasel! Aren’t they mean, sly and slick?
I...
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Categories:
weasel, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Picture of a WeaselPicture of a Weasel
While he worked on an easel
Painted picture of a weasel
Some schnitzel sounds good
Have some wish I could
Maybe sneeze I now will....
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Categories:
weasel, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Weasel WordsWhy for we seem so wise
yet act so foolishly;
Why so we create laws
for others to follow
saying,look I know best
forb those other fellows;
It's for your greater good
shape up,hera what I say,
It's much the better way;
I've given this some thought
(but not as much as I ought);
What about...
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Categories:
weasel, life, people, political
Form:
Sonnet
Wicked Weasel
There’s Wicked Weasel
the bikini factory.
Look at their website.
Women found throughout the world
display their beauty online.
...
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Categories:
weasel, art, business, computer-internet,
Form:
Tanka
Footle-Weasel WordsBEFORE
I,m for
for sure!
AND AFTER..
maybe
we'll see..?...
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Categories:
weasel, political
Form:
Couplet
Demons of SuburbiaLawn furniture flavored ice cream
served in moxa cups
Candied eyes of freshwater bream
pickled bushdog pups.
Pig pizzle wrapped around a stick
grilled upon the deck
Woven rope with cat head and brick
hung about your neck.
Marzipan violin bowed by a stoat
badminton played widdershins
A toast of poison without antidote
barefoot on needles...
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Categories:
weasel, animal, fantasy, food, games,
Form:
Rhyme