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Woman Warning Poems

These Woman Warning poems are examples of Warning poems about Woman. These are the best examples of Warning Woman poems written by international poets.


A Warning
The warning

The sparrows are flying frantically about something
 is going on in their world
should I take it as a warning a tsunami is on its...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: warning, absence, abuse, bird, earth



Let This Be a Dire Warning To You Part Two
In part one I let you know that heaven is a place to be won and hell is a place to be shunned!
Jesus Christ is...

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Categories: warning, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Let This Be a Dire Warning To You Part One
This is a dire warning that I am issuing to all of you as a Watch woman on the Wall! There was a young boy...

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Categories: warning, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Scent of a Woman, Scent of a Man, Bawdy and Poop Warning - Now a Collaboration
Folk purchase this celeb’s new candle
 It’s something my brain cannot handle
 ‘Smells like my v’gina’ 
Could give folk angina
 This fragrance has caused quite...

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Categories: warning, humorous, senses, wind,

Premium Member Scent of a Woman - Bawdy Warning
Folk purchase this celeb’s new candle
It’s something my brain cannot handle
‘Smells like my v’gina’
Could give folk angina
This fragrance has caused quite a scandal

Inspired by a...

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Categories: warning, celebrity, senses,



When I Wear Your Favourite Dress
When I Wear Your Favourite Dress 

Oh, I'm so paranoid
I start to shake and take double glances over my shoulder like some psycho's gonna stab...

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Categories: warning, horror, lust, psychological, women,

Premium Member Loose Woman - Warning Bawdy Limerick
They’re in his car, he rubs her back
But Sue quickly gives him some flack
She says stop it Rex
You’ve no chance of sex
Because my V'gina’s too...

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Categories: warning, car, humorous, lust,

The Victor Or the Warning
He who so thunders is The Victor
The Victor divides in three.
Envy, Arrogance, and Avarice.

The Victor keeps the other under heavy burdens
The Victor will drive the...

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Categories: warning, allusion, emotions,

Everybodys Baby
Everybody's Baby

She was everybody's baby;
Oh it made her proud! 
She had ruby lips and platinum hair;
She was  bold and she was loud.

She was everybody's...

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Categories: warning, angst, beauty, cool, love,

Premium Member Warning May Be Too Bawdy
His name was Charlie and he had an itch.
To bed a woman with a glass eyed twitch.
She was handy.
They were randy.
Nine months later they had...

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Categories: warning, nonsense,

The Dark Woman's Warning
When I close my eyes it’s there again
A nightmare that could only offend
The dark woman stands with her hooded eyes
Draped across her face in her...

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Categories: warning, death, future, riddle,

Premium Member A Warning To Aliens
When sharks kill people we go hunt them,
though the sea's not our home, it is theirs,
and when we trespass and get kicked in the ass
do...

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© Viv Wigley  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: warning, humor, space, , western,

Premium Member Flood Warning
A gravid young lady named Prue
Was bursting to go to the loo
She crossed her legs tight
With all of her might
It’s what pregnant ladies go through!

21st...

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Categories: warning, baby, body, humorous, woman,

Premium Member Warning Sorry a Bit Sexual
It is a sun splashed day; the air is silent with the sound of waves 
from an ocean moving to the rhythm of crying gulls....

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Categories: warning, blue, fire, memory, sensual,

Premium Member Last Warning
I said I am going to get back at you
So here it is
Why do you think women call the shot?
Because if we wait for you
Things...

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Categories: warning, faith, fun,


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