Caren Krutsinger Poet Limerick

Warning May Be Too Bawdy

His name was Charlie and he had an itch.
To bed a woman with a glass eyed twitch.
She was handy.
They were randy.
Nine months later they had a little snitch.

Written 12-29-2018          contest:  Bawdy Poem
                                       Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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M. L. Kiser January 2, 2019 at 6:04 PM Now that's a good one! Caren Krutsinger January 3, 2019 at 12:13 AM I had fun writing it for sure!

Connie Marcum Wong January 1, 2019 at 11:11 PM I liked this a lot Caren. Made me laugh! Congratulations on your win! xxoo Happy New Year! Caren Krutsinger January 2, 2019 at 12:19 AM Thank you Connie. Happy New Year my friend! I hope 2019 brings you plenty of wonderfulness.

Alexis Y. December 31, 2018 at 8:09 PM I told ya that you were a winner! Congratulations Caren:-) Alexis Caren Krutsinger December 31, 2018 at 11:40 PM Thank you Alexis. It was a fun write for sure.

Jan Allison December 31, 2018 at 5:09 PM fabulously funny Caren! many congrats on your win :-) hugs Jan xx Caren Krutsinger December 31, 2018 at 11:41 PM Thank you Jan. I had fun with this.

Tania Kitchin December 31, 2018 at 5:00 PM Ha ha, such a fun limerick, congratulations on your winning placement! Caren Krutsinger December 31, 2018 at 11:41 PM Thank you. It was a hilarious contest; so many great entries!

Gershon Wolf December 30, 2018 at 7:21 PM This is really funny, Caren! Can't stop laughing. G.L. in the contest. :) gw Caren Krutsinger December 31, 2018 at 11:42 PM Thank you. It came out rather quickly; after I saw all of the other entries I almost did not enter. I was getting pretty intimidated by them.

Tom Cunningham December 30, 2018 at 2:06 PM Haha good one Caren, luck in the contest. Best wishes for 2019. Tom. Caren Krutsinger December 31, 2018 at 11:43 PM Thank you Tom. Happy New Year my friend!

Alexis Y. December 30, 2018 at 1:22 PM Lol! Karen, You penned a good and "bawdy" limerick. Ole Charlie probably wish she wasn't so "handy" now! I looks like a winner too me. I wish the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis Caren Krutsinger December 31, 2018 at 11:43 PM Thank you Alexis. I never have to look as everyone always tells me. I like this part of the contest the best.

Line Gauthier December 30, 2018 at 7:52 AM LOL Caren Krutsinger December 30, 2018 at 12:44 PM Thanks Line. I had a fun time with that last line. Changed it a few times.

Jennifer Proxenos December 30, 2018 at 12:45 AM Really liked this poem, the little snitch i laughed about, an inevitable chain of events. Good Luck, Love and poetry hugs, Jennifer. Caren Krutsinger December 30, 2018 at 12:44 PM And we all know about the little snitches, and it is difficult to hide them.