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Warning May Be Too Bawdy

His name was Charlie and he had an itch. To bed a woman with a glass eyed twitch. She was handy. They were randy. Nine months later they had a little snitch. Written 12-29-2018 contest: Bawdy Poem Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Date: 1/2/2019 6:04:00 PM
Now that's a good one!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/3/2019 12:13:00 AM
I had fun writing it for sure!
Date: 1/1/2019 11:11:00 PM
I liked this a lot Caren. Made me laugh! Congratulations on your win! xxoo Happy New Year!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/2/2019 12:19:00 AM
Thank you Connie. Happy New Year my friend! I hope 2019 brings you plenty of wonderfulness.
Date: 12/31/2018 8:09:00 PM
I told ya that you were a winner! Congratulations Caren:-) Alexis
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/31/2018 11:40:00 PM
Thank you Alexis. It was a fun write for sure.
Date: 12/31/2018 5:09:00 PM
fabulously funny Caren! many congrats on your win :-) hugs Jan xx
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/31/2018 11:41:00 PM
Thank you Jan. I had fun with this.
Date: 12/31/2018 5:00:00 PM
Ha ha, such a fun limerick, congratulations on your winning placement!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/31/2018 11:41:00 PM
Thank you. It was a hilarious contest; so many great entries!
Date: 12/30/2018 7:21:00 PM
This is really funny, Caren! Can't stop laughing. G.L. in the contest. :) gw
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/31/2018 11:42:00 PM
Thank you. It came out rather quickly; after I saw all of the other entries I almost did not enter. I was getting pretty intimidated by them.
Date: 12/30/2018 2:06:00 PM
Haha good one Caren, luck in the contest. Best wishes for 2019. Tom.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/31/2018 11:43:00 PM
Thank you Tom. Happy New Year my friend!
Date: 12/30/2018 1:22:00 PM
Lol! Karen, You penned a good and "bawdy" limerick. Ole Charlie probably wish she wasn't so "handy" now! I looks like a winner too me. I wish the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/31/2018 11:43:00 PM
Thank you Alexis. I never have to look as everyone always tells me. I like this part of the contest the best.
Date: 12/30/2018 7:52:00 AM
LOL
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/30/2018 12:44:00 PM
Thanks Line. I had a fun time with that last line. Changed it a few times.
Date: 12/30/2018 12:45:00 AM
Really liked this poem, the little snitch i laughed about, an inevitable chain of events. Good Luck, Love and poetry hugs, Jennifer.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/30/2018 12:44:00 PM
And we all know about the little snitches, and it is difficult to hide them.

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