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Flood Warning

A gravid young lady named Prue
Was bursting to go to the loo
She crossed her legs tight
With all of her might
It’s what pregnant ladies go through!

21st June 2016

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Skat A

June 24, 2016 at 6:37 AM

Another good limerick....skat

Jan Allison

June 24, 2016 at 12:19 PM

LOL that's true Skat but nothing would stem the flow if that was happening lol - Maybe she should have kept her legs crossed in the first place - would prevent any accidents then lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Skat A

June 24, 2016 at 6:39 AM

I don't think crossing legs are good during water break;)

Jean Murray

June 22, 2016 at 6:25 PM

So true!

Jan Allison

June 23, 2016 at 6:03 AM

It is lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Brian Davey

June 22, 2016 at 4:35 PM

You can always bring a smile to my face with your words!

Jan Allison

June 23, 2016 at 6:03 AM

I try to write with humour Brian - i may not be to everyone's taste though lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Beautiful Scars

June 22, 2016 at 11:22 AM

ahaha! This is great lady! well written you are so cute! I know this feeling all too well! :)-luloo

Jan Allison

June 22, 2016 at 3:24 PM

LOL thanks Lulooooooooo :-) hugs Jan xx

Probir Gupta

June 22, 2016 at 6:18 AM

A flood in my grin ... Thank you ...

Jan Allison

June 22, 2016 at 3:24 PM

Thanks Probir :-) hugs Jan xx

Rob Bettridge

June 22, 2016 at 1:45 AM

There are others who share your concern... Who queue in the Loo for their turn... They're all fit to bust... But hold it they Must... Or be left with a face that will Burn.

Rob Bettridge

June 23, 2016 at 3:18 AM

Are you up for another Collaboration on this one Jan?

Jan Allison

June 22, 2016 at 5:56 PM

You should post those poems rob - hilarious:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison

June 22, 2016 at 3:25 PM

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB so wonderful to see you back with your wonderful wit:-) hugs Jan xxxxxxx

Rob Bettridge

June 22, 2016 at 2:06 AM

The Badged Female Toilet Attender... Produced a round Bucket to Lend her... But a Warm Baritone... Made the Queue Moan... And confirmed his ID as Transgender.

Rob Bettridge

June 22, 2016 at 1:47 AM

I'm Back (Muhahahaaa)

Cheryl Hoffman

June 21, 2016 at 7:33 PM

I remember those days too Jan, and now that I'm older seems something else is pressing on my bladder! Cute and funny limerick!:)

Jan Allison

June 22, 2016 at 12:59 AM

I know that one too lol lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Hauser

June 21, 2016 at 5:09 PM

Lol!

Jan Allison

June 21, 2016 at 5:10 PM

Glad I made you smile Mike I so love reading your funny poems:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

June 21, 2016 at 4:11 PM

ha! very funny, jan, especially with the accompanying picture...

Jan Allison

June 21, 2016 at 5:01 PM

Oh i remember the last couple of weeks so vividly as my son was 10 days late - it was hell on earth with the weight pressing on my bladder lol:-) hugs jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

June 21, 2016 at 4:10 PM

That's the least they go through dear, Jan, and you know it much better than I as a father and husband! Excellent Limerick! Loved it!

Jan Allison

June 21, 2016 at 5:06 PM

I saw a very pregnant lady queuing outside a loo - she was almost hopping from one leg to the other - had to sympathise hence the reason for the poem - yep being pregnant isn't the easiest thing - but everything gets forgotten once you hold the baby in your arms for the first time:-) hugs jan xx