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Flood Warning

A gravid young lady named Prue
Was bursting to go to the loo
She crossed her legs tight
With all of her might
It’s what pregnant ladies go through!

21st June 2016

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Skat A

Date: 6/24/2016 6:37:00 AM

Another good limerick....skat

Jan Allison
Date: 6/24/2016 12:19:00 PM

LOL that's true Skat but nothing would stem the flow if that was happening lol - Maybe she should have kept her legs crossed in the first place - would prevent any accidents then lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Skat A
Date: 6/24/2016 6:39:00 AM

I don't think crossing legs are good during water break;)

Jean Murray

Date: 6/22/2016 6:25:00 PM

So true!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/23/2016 6:03:00 AM

It is lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Brian Davey

Date: 6/22/2016 4:35:00 PM

You can always bring a smile to my face with your words!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/23/2016 6:03:00 AM

I try to write with humour Brian - i may not be to everyone's taste though lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Beautiful Scars

Date: 6/22/2016 11:22:00 AM

ahaha! This is great lady! well written you are so cute! I know this feeling all too well! :)-luloo

Jan Allison
Date: 6/22/2016 3:24:00 PM

LOL thanks Lulooooooooo :-) hugs Jan xx

Probir Gupta

Date: 6/22/2016 6:18:00 AM

A flood in my grin ... Thank you ...

Jan Allison
Date: 6/22/2016 3:24:00 PM

Thanks Probir :-) hugs Jan xx

Rob Bettridge

Date: 6/22/2016 1:45:00 AM

There are others who share your concern... Who queue in the Loo for their turn... They're all fit to bust... But hold it they Must... Or be left with a face that will Burn.

Rob Bettridge
Date: 6/23/2016 3:18:00 AM

Are you up for another Collaboration on this one Jan?

Jan Allison
Date: 6/22/2016 5:56:00 PM

You should post those poems rob - hilarious:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 6/22/2016 3:25:00 PM

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB so wonderful to see you back with your wonderful wit:-) hugs Jan xxxxxxx

Rob Bettridge
Date: 6/22/2016 2:06:00 AM

The Badged Female Toilet Attender... Produced a round Bucket to Lend her... But a Warm Baritone... Made the Queue Moan... And confirmed his ID as Transgender.

Rob Bettridge
Date: 6/22/2016 1:47:00 AM

I'm Back (Muhahahaaa)

Cheryl Hoffman

Date: 6/21/2016 7:33:00 PM

I remember those days too Jan, and now that I'm older seems something else is pressing on my bladder! Cute and funny limerick!:)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/22/2016 12:59:00 AM

I know that one too lol lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Hauser

Date: 6/21/2016 5:09:00 PM

Lol!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/21/2016 5:10:00 PM

Glad I made you smile Mike I so love reading your funny poems:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 6/21/2016 4:11:00 PM

ha! very funny, jan, especially with the accompanying picture...

Jan Allison
Date: 6/21/2016 5:01:00 PM

Oh i remember the last couple of weeks so vividly as my son was 10 days late - it was hell on earth with the weight pressing on my bladder lol:-) hugs jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 6/21/2016 4:10:00 PM

That's the least they go through dear, Jan, and you know it much better than I as a father and husband! Excellent Limerick! Loved it!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/21/2016 5:06:00 PM

I saw a very pregnant lady queuing outside a loo - she was almost hopping from one leg to the other - had to sympathise hence the reason for the poem - yep being pregnant isn't the easiest thing - but everything gets forgotten once you hold the baby in your arms for the first time:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 6/21/2016 3:46:00 PM

A 7 for this well-written limerick, Jan! Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 6/21/2016 5:06:00 PM

Thanks Janice:-) hugs Jan xx