Funny Walked Poems

Elmer Q. Round was a man who clowned
wore pointed red hat, bounced when he walked.
He seldom frowned because he had found
smiles kept teeth in his...

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"A chinchilla and a chimpanzee walked into a bar," my
grandson says, smugly, with that smile.

Where? I ask.  The U.S.? England? The Neverlands?
He gives me...

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I once, went hunting...for mallard ducks 
I got skunked, said- "boy, this really sucks" 
I over heard a reindeer
Say to herself- "I do swear" 
It's...

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One two three silly old me
Went for a walk, walked into a tree
Who put that there
A conspiracy I swear
Or maybe a pretty girl distracted me...

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I walked along a one way street,
A one way street inside my head.
I was in charge of every thought I made, every step I took,
I...

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Not everyone's enamoured by my humour
At risk of my head being bopped
Say things in jest that are taken as serious
Chancing a punch in the chops

Like...

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My  boyfriend proudly said, “ You’re not gorgeous!”

Then, he turned back and walked away

with his pouting red lips and high heeled shoes.




Feb. 12, 2013...

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she walked stiff legged
balancing with difficulty...
wearing stilettoes 

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A little everything is all that matters,
When I see you wave at your mates.
And you seem pleased with the slightest flatters,
They deliver a flying kiss,...

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