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What The Female Reindeer Said When She Walked Out Of The Woods

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That's what she gets for fooling around with two bucks at the same time...lol

A female reindeer will mate a few times in the course of a year, She picks her mates, usually the more dominate males, but it is also usually a different male (buck) each time.

I once, went hunting...for mallard ducks I got skunked, said- "boy, this really sucks" I over heard a reindeer Say to herself- "I do swear" It's the last time, I do that...for two Bucks Funny Reindeer Limerick Poetry Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 12-8-2018

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Date: 12/28/2018 12:42:00 AM
Congrats to win. Enjoyed each line. Happy New Year.
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Date: 12/18/2018 7:52:00 PM
Hilarious, Charlie. Well-done winner. Still chuckling... Season's best, Gershon
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Date: 12/18/2018 12:16:00 PM
Charlie, I love great lims and this is a GREAT one! Congrats for your well-deserved win and thx for your kind comments re my win. A very Merry Christmas Season for you and your family - Bob
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Date: 12/17/2018 9:13:00 PM
Congratulations, Charles ,on your win. It was a very creative and entertaining limerick! May you and yours have a very Merry Christmas ... Hugs Eve
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Date: 12/17/2018 4:58:00 PM
Charlie, I enjoyed your humorous limerick, congrats on your win. John
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Date: 12/17/2018 4:26:00 PM
Dropping back to say many congrats on your win Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 12/17/2018 4:17:00 PM
Charlie, I enjoyed your play on words in your funny limerick, congratulations on your placement!
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Date: 12/15/2018 8:56:00 PM
G'day … a real good humorous play on words Charles - thankyou - Lindsay
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Date: 12/14/2018 6:38:00 AM
Oh that was great! Very imaginative.
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Date: 12/14/2018 5:51:00 AM
Hilarious my friend, Charles!
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Date: 12/14/2018 5:33:00 AM
Creative one. You have written a clean Limerick which can be manipulated to a different angle. Thanks for stopping by my page. Sara
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Date: 12/13/2018 9:47:00 PM
Lol! Your limerick is fun and fantastic, Charlieku. Your clever pen spills humorous ink that delights my imagination and makes me smile. Your last line is just awesome! A great write. Warmest wishes always my charming friend.. ~ Susan
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Date: 12/9/2018 8:29:00 PM
hahahaha Hilarious!~
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Date: 12/9/2018 3:38:00 PM
rib-tickling and knocking me off my chair, charles... fun, fun!...huggs
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Date: 12/8/2018 8:30:00 PM
Oh, Charles, this is hilarious! You have a keen sense of humor and the punny "Two Bucks" is a killer line. Tania will love it! Best wishes in the contest. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 12/8/2018 6:25:00 PM
LOL That's hilarious!!!!!
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Date: 12/8/2018 4:47:00 PM
Nice one Charlie, she wasn't cheap after all lol. Good luck. Tom
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Date: 12/8/2018 1:52:00 PM
Hi Charlie that sure was a fun limerick. Best of luck~
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Date: 12/8/2018 12:32:00 PM
I cannot stop laughing, and you do not want to know the visuals that came to mind.
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Date: 12/8/2018 12:46:00 PM
LOL- It's the same visual that comes to everyone else's mind :) Have a nice weekend, Caren!
Date: 12/8/2018 11:35:00 AM
Hahaha... more good fun, nice one.
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Date: 12/8/2018 12:47:00 PM
Thank you. Lawrence! Glad you enjoyed...Have a nice weekend!
Date: 12/8/2018 10:28:00 AM
Very witty charles:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 12/8/2018 12:48:00 PM
Thanks, Jan! :) Have a nice weekend...hugs // Charlie xx
Date: 12/8/2018 9:44:00 AM
Lol! ;D
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Date: 12/8/2018 9:47:00 AM
LOL :) Have a nice weekend Maureen!
Date: 12/8/2018 9:34:00 AM
Good one... Very creative and fun...All the best Charles
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Date: 12/8/2018 9:46:00 AM
Thank you, Arturo...have a nice weekend my friend!