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What the Female Reindeer Said When She Walked Out of the Woods

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That's what she gets for fooling around with two bucks at the same time...lol

A female reindeer will mate a few times in the course of a year, She picks her mates, usually the more dominate males, but it is also usually a different male (buck) each time.

I once, went hunting...for mallard ducks I got skunked, said- "boy, this really sucks" I over heard a reindeer Say to herself- "I do swear" It's the last time, I do that...for two Bucks Funny Reindeer Limerick Poetry Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 12-8-2018

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Anisha Dutta

Date: 12/28/2018 12:42:00 AM

Congrats to win. Enjoyed each line. Happy New Year.

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/18/2018 7:52:00 PM

Hilarious, Charlie. Well-done winner. Still chuckling... Season's best, Gershon

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 12/18/2018 12:16:00 PM

Charlie, I love great lims and this is a GREAT one! Congrats for your well-deserved win and thx for your kind comments re my win. A very Merry Christmas Season for you and your family - Bob

Eve Roper

Date: 12/17/2018 9:13:00 PM

Congratulations, Charles ,on your win. It was a very creative and entertaining limerick! May you and yours have a very Merry Christmas ... Hugs Eve

John Gondolf

Date: 12/17/2018 4:58:00 PM

Charlie, I enjoyed your humorous limerick, congrats on your win. John

Jan Allison

Date: 12/17/2018 4:26:00 PM

Dropping back to say many congrats on your win Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 12/17/2018 4:17:00 PM

Charlie, I enjoyed your play on words in your funny limerick, congratulations on your placement!

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 12/15/2018 8:56:00 PM

G'day … a real good humorous play on words Charles - thankyou - Lindsay

M. L. Kiser

Date: 12/14/2018 6:38:00 AM

Oh that was great! Very imaginative.

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 12/14/2018 5:51:00 AM

Hilarious my friend, Charles!

Sara Kendrick

Date: 12/14/2018 5:33:00 AM

Creative one. You have written a clean Limerick which can be manipulated to a different angle. Thanks for stopping by my page. Sara

Susan Ashley

Date: 12/13/2018 9:47:00 PM

Lol! Your limerick is fun and fantastic, Charlieku. Your clever pen spills humorous ink that delights my imagination and makes me smile. Your last line is just awesome! A great write. Warmest wishes always my charming friend.. ~ Susan

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/9/2018 8:29:00 PM

hahahaha Hilarious!~

Nette Onclaud

Date: 12/9/2018 3:38:00 PM

rib-tickling and knocking me off my chair, charles... fun, fun!...huggs

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 12/8/2018 8:30:00 PM

Oh, Charles, this is hilarious! You have a keen sense of humor and the punny "Two Bucks" is a killer line. Tania will love it! Best wishes in the contest. Love, Carolyn