Charles Messina Poet Limerick

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That's what she gets for fooling around with two bucks at the same time...lol

A female reindeer will mate a few times in the course of a year, She picks her mates, usually the more dominate males, but it is also usually a different male (buck) each time.

What the Female Reindeer Said When She Walked Out of the Woods

I once, went hunting...for mallard ducks 
I got skunked, said- "boy, this really sucks" 
I over heard a reindeer
Say to herself- "I do swear" 
It's the last time, I do that...for two Bucks 


Funny Reindeer Limerick Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 
12-8-2018

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Anisha Dutta December 28, 2018 at 12:42 AM Congrats to win. Enjoyed each line. Happy New Year.

Gershon Wolf December 18, 2018 at 7:52 PM Hilarious, Charlie. Well-done winner. Still chuckling... Season's best, Gershon

Robert L. Hinshaw December 18, 2018 at 12:16 PM Charlie, I love great lims and this is a GREAT one! Congrats for your well-deserved win and thx for your kind comments re my win. A very Merry Christmas Season for you and your family - Bob

Eve Roper December 17, 2018 at 9:13 PM Congratulations, Charles ,on your win. It was a very creative and entertaining limerick! May you and yours have a very Merry Christmas ... Hugs Eve

John Gondolf December 17, 2018 at 4:58 PM Charlie, I enjoyed your humorous limerick, congrats on your win. John

Jan Allison December 17, 2018 at 4:26 PM Dropping back to say many congrats on your win Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin December 17, 2018 at 4:17 PM Charlie, I enjoyed your play on words in your funny limerick, congratulations on your placement!

Lindsay Laurie December 15, 2018 at 8:56 PM G'day … a real good humorous play on words Charles - thankyou - Lindsay

M. L. Kiser December 14, 2018 at 6:38 AM Oh that was great! Very imaginative.

Demetrios Trifiatis December 14, 2018 at 5:51 AM Hilarious my friend, Charles!

Sara Kendrick December 14, 2018 at 5:33 AM Creative one. You have written a clean Limerick which can be manipulated to a different angle. Thanks for stopping by my page. Sara

Susan Ashley December 13, 2018 at 9:47 PM Lol! Your limerick is fun and fantastic, Charlieku. Your clever pen spills humorous ink that delights my imagination and makes me smile. Your last line is just awesome! A great write. Warmest wishes always my charming friend.. ~ Susan

Andrea Dietrich December 9, 2018 at 8:29 PM hahahaha Hilarious!~

Nette Onclaud December 9, 2018 at 3:38 PM rib-tickling and knocking me off my chair, charles... fun, fun!...huggs

Carolyn Devonshire December 8, 2018 at 8:30 PM Oh, Charles, this is hilarious! You have a keen sense of humor and the punny "Two Bucks" is a killer line. Tania will love it! Best wishes in the contest. Love, Carolyn

Arthur Vaso December 8, 2018 at 6:25 PM LOL That's hilarious!!!!!

Tom Cunningham December 8, 2018 at 4:47 PM Nice one Charlie, she wasn't cheap after all lol. Good luck. Tom

Constance La France December 8, 2018 at 1:52 PM Hi Charlie that sure was a fun limerick. Best of luck~

Caren Krutsinger December 8, 2018 at 12:32 PM I cannot stop laughing, and you do not want to know the visuals that came to mind. Charles Messina December 8, 2018 at 12:46 PM LOL- It's the same visual that comes to everyone else's mind :) Have a nice weekend, Caren!

Lawrence Sharp December 8, 2018 at 11:35 AM Hahaha... more good fun, nice one. Charles Messina December 8, 2018 at 12:47 PM Thank you. Lawrence! Glad you enjoyed...Have a nice weekend!

Jan Allison December 8, 2018 at 10:28 AM Very witty charles:-) hugs Jan xx Charles Messina December 8, 2018 at 12:48 PM Thanks, Jan! :) Have a nice weekend...hugs // Charlie xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart December 8, 2018 at 9:44 AM Lol! ;D Charles Messina December 8, 2018 at 9:47 AM LOL :) Have a nice weekend Maureen!

Arturo Michael December 8, 2018 at 9:34 AM Good one... Very creative and fun...All the best Charles Charles Messina December 8, 2018 at 9:46 AM Thank you, Arturo...have a nice weekend my friend!