Vittles Poems - Poems about Vittles

Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy

...Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy

The following pastiche 
poetically pricked prick,
whereby fantasy courtesy Eros 
(????) cow licked
country bumpin vide...

Lovely enchantress of cyberspace

...Lovely enchantress of cyberspace

Betwixt and between us
lies an immense untraversable realm
of never knowable forbidding possibilities
quixotic, rhapsodic, sympathetic, telepathic...,
where ta...

Still wrestling with impasse to contentment

...Still wrestling with impasse to contentment

Dispense sing with fidelity blithely agog
just me and mine dark shadow 
slinking along outer limits of 
the edge of night doth blog
passivity, the p...

Groundhog Early

...A mild spell in winter.
Groundhogs have escaped from their slow dreams.
The hedgerow confirms,
their wide-hipped shuffling as they grub for vittles.

Evening brings one whistle pig to February l...

Anniversary memories

...


     Wish we were just married.
     My trusting head upon your shoulder.
     When we had so terribly little,
     Yet.... so very much.
     And we seemed to have beeen
     blessed w...

Candle For the World

...Written: September 2nd 2023
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Lord, grant the kids of earth peace and comfort.
In this world where chaos and fear so often ...

Learning To Cowboy

...He grew one of them bushy mustaches
like Sam Elliot wears under his nose
Bought him some fancy duds from Cabela's
sure looked spiffy in his Buckaroo clothes

Alligator skin boots and silver spur...

A Rancher's Wife

...She's up in the morning
two hours before dawn
has done most of her chores
before the lights come on

Already milked the cows
and gathered up the eggs
even put liniment 
on the horse’s sore le...

Whip-Poor-Wills

...In the Appalachian hill country
there are night birds;
they call to each other in the dark
yet hunt alone.

These birds are not
owls but nightjars, they are known also
as whip-poor-wills, goat...

Nine Lives Removed From Royal Dignity

...Nine lives removed from royal dignity

Five days after 
getting acquainted with darling cats
pampered like queens courtesy 
thee eldest daughter 
and her partner acquired as kittens
reminiscen...

Darlin

...These low hills are running with deer this morning,
they have come down to graze on the sweetest grass.
On the meadows buttercups have carpeted
the bottom land with sunshine.

In summer darlin u...

The Joyous Partner the Microwave

...the joyous partner the microwave
it has become my chef
alas not quite my mother's hand
but for its swiftness of foot
there is no other
yes i survive on the TV dinner
oh dear Lord i have shown m...

Wrestling With Impasse To Contentment

...Wrestling with impasse to contentment

Dispense sing with fidelity blithely agog
just me and mine dark shadow 
slinking along the edge of night doth blog
passivity, the path of least resistance ...

The Rose and Crown

...The year was 1832 when she slipped out the pub back door 
It was stormy and cold as she walked out far across the English Moor 
She stood at the edge of a craggy cliff as waves slammed rocks below ...

Nine Lives Removed From Feline Groovy and Royal

...(alternately titled: lion eyes hide sharp claws
unless made irate, then yours truly 
bares his sharp talons 
on all of mine faux pas).

Aye attest tubby reincarnated
from one male Russian Blue
...

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