In Search of a Cowboy

Woke up this morning and made you some breakfast.
You didn’t want it, this I could tell.
You walked to the stove and started to smell it,
turned up your nose, and said, "what the hell!"
 
It's just humble fare like my grandma Edna
used to prepare out west on the plains.
She always swore it was better than dyin'
from the throes of severe hunger pangs.

I know you’re a cowboy from your hat and your buckle
and the way you hang your thumbs from your belt,
but seeing your face all green makes me chuckle
from cowboy vittles that you only smelt

My darling I believed you were the real thing
a genuine cattle hand through and through,
but now I'll have to go back to the saloon 
to find another who'll eat possum stew.

11/19/2018
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Romios Avatar
August 4, 2019 at 11:14 AM
Just saw this. Fascinating write Panagiota
Awtry Avatar
August 4, 2019 at 11:19 AM
thank you. it can be sung to the verses of "where o where are you tonight" from the old Hee Haw show...
Fairchild Avatar
December 3, 2018 at 11:43 PM
SO FUNNY! Reminds me of what my father used to tell us, when he burned the toast, and then made us eat it! 'SON! Carbon Tones the Body!' I love your ability to write well in so many styles.
Awtry Avatar
December 30, 2018 at 10:30 AM
I’m glad you liked it! Thank you for your encouraging words :)
Laurie Avatar
November 19, 2018 at 9:08 PM
G'day P. S. … give him a skunk pie next time. He'll be more accepting of possum stew then - enjoyed - Lindsay
Awtry Avatar
November 19, 2018 at 9:11 PM
O my! That would teach him to be picky :)
Krutsinger Avatar
November 19, 2018 at 2:03 PM
Hilarious! I guess he gave it away by his uppity ways!
Awtry Avatar
November 19, 2018 at 2:14 PM
so glad you thought it was funny! yep, snobby city-slicker posin':)
Gauthier Avatar
November 19, 2018 at 1:40 PM
LOL - a delightfully entertaining poem. Love it. Cowboys out there ain't what they used to be. Good luck!
Awtry Avatar
November 19, 2018 at 1:45 PM
Glad you liked it Line :)
Cunningham Avatar
November 19, 2018 at 12:46 PM
Haha, possum stew, ill pass. Tom.
Awtry Avatar
November 19, 2018 at 12:51 PM
I'm pretty sure she died alone ;)
Green Avatar
November 19, 2018 at 12:11 PM
That was funny, not familiar with the song but it didn't need it, it was really funny anyway.
Awtry Avatar
November 19, 2018 at 12:17 PM
O good! Glad you liked it!
Rodrigues Avatar
November 19, 2018 at 11:12 AM
Love the tune...lol! Third verse my fave...this is how you know he is a cowboy...hee haw! Priceless the finding of possum stew!
Awtry Avatar
November 19, 2018 at 11:14 AM
Glad you liked it!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
November 19, 2018 at 10:48 AM
Chuckles! ;) enjoyed! xomo
Awtry Avatar
November 19, 2018 at 10:52 AM
Thank you! I'm in a silly mood this morning :)
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