Long Vittles Poems
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Still wrestling with impasse to contentment
Still wrestling with impasse to contentment
Dispense sing with fidelity blithely agog
just me and mine dark shadow
slinking along outer limits of
the edge of night doth blog
passivity, the path
of least resistance ohm my dog,
shocking...
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Categories:
vittles, abuse, adventure, beauty, body, christmas, desire, father
Form:
Rhyme
Wrestling With Impasse To Contentment
Wrestling with impasse to contentment
Dispense sing with fidelity blithely agog
just me and mine dark shadow
slinking along the edge of night doth blog
passivity, the path of least resistance ohm my dog,
shocking voltage surges an emphatic...
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Categories:
vittles, abuse, adventure, age, anger, betrayal, black african
Form:
Rhyme
Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy
Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy
The following pastiche
poetically pricked prick,
whereby fantasy courtesy Eros
(????) cow licked
country bumpin videlicet hick
bullied who consider me
on account of a dinky dick.
Me primate...
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Categories:
vittles, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Redneck Santa
T'were the night after Christmas, 'n' the house was all dark.
Not much money for 'lectric in the ol' trailer park.
Ma waitin' tables at the club on the base,
jist me and my sisters alone in the...
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Categories:
vittles, christmas, parody,
Form:
Rhyme
Husband Feebly Tried To Smite Figuratively
Preface preceding promiscuous philandering peccadillos
undermining energy and time not spent with missus
and mother of our precious progeny,
whereby, yours truly sought, (somewhat assertively, modestly,
and zestfully) to elicit – illicit prurient heterosexual predilections
before dark shadow of guilt...
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Categories:
vittles, betrayal, conflict, depression, desire, fantasy, heartbreak, marriage,
Form:
Rhyme
Stops Along An American Dream - Part 2
(Historical train-ride on the first Transcontinental Railroad in 1870 from Omaha to Ogden aboard the Union Pacific Railroad) © 2009 (Jim Sularz)
Wyoming winds blow like a hurricane,
the flimsy bridge sways to...
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Categories:
vittles, america, history, travel,
Form:
Quatrain
Lovely enchantress of cyberspace
Lovely enchantress of cyberspace
Betwixt and between us
lies an immense untraversable realm
of never knowable forbidding possibilities
quixotic, rhapsodic, sympathetic, telepathic...,
where tantalizing, scandalizing, and revolting,
nevertheless promising fantasies beckons
buzzfeeding, crowdsourcing, dovetailing,
earthshaking, foo fighting, hashtagging,
jump/kick starting, twittering
uber whatsapp pining
toward...
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Categories:
vittles, absence, adventure, anxiety, betrayal, desire, divorce, fantasy,
Form:
Free verse
Nine Lives Removed From Royal Dignity
Nine lives removed from royal dignity
Five days after
getting acquainted with darling cats
pampered like queens courtesy
thee eldest daughter
and her partner acquired as kittens
reminiscence occurred regarding
one particular four footed feline
my late mother doted over.
Lion...
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Categories:
vittles, absence, animal, appreciation, beautiful, cat, december, heaven,
Form:
Rhyme
Preacher E Lye
Preacher E. Lye
He wears his white collar backwards
Piggy attenuated pagan wives’ tale
say the trigger Finger Man
has snake eyes in the back of his head
Got a gravelly-low, porcupine voice
that is cobra flatline prairie legendary
Using a lethal...
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Categories:
vittles, evil, violence, wisdom, word play,
Form:
Ballad
Candle For the World
Written: September 2nd 2023
______________________________________________________________
Lord, grant the kids of earth peace and comfort.
In this world where chaos and fear so often distort,
Shelter them from all harm and the storms of life.
Let them find solace amidst the...
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Categories:
vittles, analogy, appreciation, children, food, giving,
Form:
Rhyme
Love Song
Here’s what I’m thinking now
at the end of the world:
There are no atheists in foxholes—
no theists in politics.
If knowledge is power,
and power corrupts,
then why did I bother reading you,...
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Categories:
vittles, angst, confusion, death, depression, devotion, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend,
Form:
Blank verse
Daffy Definitions By Poetrysoup ( Part4 )
Thank-YOU POETRYSOUP Family, Thank-YOU very Much YOUR POETRYSOUP brother...HG
School Lunch --- Kid Munch --- Dane Ann
Sleepy --- Snooze Buffoon --- Dane Ann
Stink --- Lizard Gizzard --- Dane Ann
Stunned --- Dazed Amazement --- Dane Ann
Terrific ---...
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Categories:
vittles, family, friendship, funny, thank youlove,
Form:
Light Verse
Learning To Cowboy
He grew one of them bushy mustaches
like Sam Elliot wears under his nose
Bought him some fancy duds from Cabela's
sure looked spiffy in his Buckaroo clothes
Alligator skin boots and silver spurs
thought he looked like all them...
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Categories:
vittles, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Medical Emergency Spouse Got Clean Destine Bug
fast as a blitzen comet,
this dashing prancer
contra dancer
(i.e. Rudolph nary hoof) didst zip
with cupid ditty toward his...
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Categories:
vittles, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, addiction,
Form:
Free verse
A Bugle Call : 1-01-11
A slight mist of fog is caught in the act of being by the light of the early morning
sun. Sometime during the dark of night it crept along from whence it came to the base...
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Categories:
vittles, familygod, family, light, family, god, light, new
Form:
Free verse
I Talk To Chickens (
It all started when I seen an ad for a farm hand
Outside a town called nobodyunderstands
When I arrived at the farm
There was a ticker tape parade and I was handed a brand new box of...
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Categories:
vittles, animals, food, funny, me, voice, me, voice,
Form:
ABC
Muffins Doritos and Cheetos, Oh My - a Bulimics Tale
Muffins, Doritos and Cheetos, Oh My! (A Bulimic’s Tale)
There is a hole in her core she must sate.
So, she drives to the grocery store before it’s too late.
She steers the cart in search of junk...
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Categories:
vittles, dark,
Form:
Rhyme
The Joyous Partner the Microwave
the joyous partner the microwave
it has become my chef
alas not quite my mother's hand
but for its swiftness of foot
there is no other
yes i survive on the TV dinner
oh dear Lord i have shown my age
frozen...
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Categories:
vittles, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Nine Lives Removed From Royal Dig Nitty
Nine Lives Removed From Royal Dig Nitty ©?ß
(alternately titled: lion eyes hide sharp claws)
Aye attest tubby reincarnated
from one male Russian Blue
species Felis silvestris catus
named Morris...
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Categories:
vittles, 11th grade, 12th grade, cat, happiness, humor,
Form:
Free verse
The First Thanksgiving
'Tis said that the first Thanksgiving feast was celebrated in sixteen twenty-one.
'Twas the Pilgrims' first bountiful harvest so they decided to have some fun!
(That was the genesis of church potlucks that are popular to this...
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Categories:
vittles, funny, holiday, thanksgiving,
Form:
Rhyme
Nine Lives Removed From Feline Groovy and Royal
(alternately titled: lion eyes hide sharp claws
unless made irate, then yours truly
bares his sharp talons
on all of mine faux pas).
Aye attest tubby reincarnated
from one male Russian Blue
species Felis silvestris catus
named Morris if that...
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Categories:
vittles, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
Rite of Passage
Is it any wonder that on a recruit's first day of service he is befuddled?
From day one he's told to do things by the numbers and his brain is muddled!
From the moment he stepped off...
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Categories:
vittles, funny, day, day,
Form:
Rhyme
Tender Vittles
I'm where white trash meets technology. It's safe to say that the whole towns' gone to the dogs. As Society loses focus are pivotal issues and revolts against a coffee cup color like a pack...
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Categories:
vittles, abortion, abuse, allah, america, angel, art, betrayal,
Form:
Acrostic
Corn Huskin' Bee Circa 1892
In November when frost was on the punkin and corn was stacked in shocks,
And the snows began to fall and geese flew southward in V-shaped flocks,
'Twas time to gather in the corn for a huskin'...
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Categories:
vittles, humorous, nostalgia,
Form:
Rhyme
The Lonely Fisherman
At cockcrow, I head down to the river, forsaking my little log cabin situated in the dense forest till dusk, which was strongly built by my endemic hands. I have no compulsion for rods and...
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Categories:
vittles, character, discrimination, garden, river,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue