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Funny Violence Poems

These Funny Violence poems are examples of Violence poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Violence Funny poems written by international poets.


The Pen Is Mightier Than the Sword
"The pen is mightier than the sword"
Said the towns' poet, a bit of a bard,
To the Chief of the military,
Challenged him to a duel, gave...

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Categories: violence, humor, writing,



Can'T I Vote Peacefully
Of what essence it is
To fiercely assert a formalised choice
In the name of political honour
That produces terror?
I fight for my party to win
Yet us our...

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Categories: violence, 7th grade, conflict, courage,

Recording a Rape
It is one hell of a risk
Away The Cops could Stan whisk,
By Jeff's window with a disc
They'll think he's there to things frisk,
Although, slow Stan's...

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Categories: character, corruption, evil, violence,

To the Future Man In My Life
There are a few things you should know about me. 
Firstly you must work to earn my trust, I can no longer hand it out...

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Categories: violence, abuse, boyfriend, feelings, love,

Keeping Constance At a Distance
Mark gave his honest Instance
Of the very circumstance
In which men kept their distance
From Next-Door Neighbor Constance
Anchoring it in Mischance,
All Adams to take no chance,
As An...

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Categories: conflict, cry, heartbreak, violence,



Sam Adams Sacrastic Wit
Sam Adams
Has a bitter sarcastic 
Cutting attitude
Infamous for his Adam’s wit
Much feared and hated

But many laughed along
As his wit was just so funny
Unless you were...

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© Jake Aller  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: political, satire, violence,

Execution Plan
You and Police and execution Plan
Aren't you belong to the same Clan
Target killing and fake encounters
Ransom and extortion money
This is not funny.....

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© Abdul Abad  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: violence, anti bullying, anxiety, funeral,

Peaceful Violence Protest March
Funny how

Eco-warrior's , marchers and so
called peaceful protestors

Love nothing more than when
one of their marches descends

Into fighting mindless thuggery and
random violence

So they can then be...

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Categories: violence, slam,

Premium Member Shock Treatment
As one freshly released from Bedlam
He asked her, intending no harm
"Can I kiss you madam"?
As if he were her Adam
Her fist fell on his cheek...

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Categories: anger, funny love, violence,

I Wore White After Labor Day
I was so scared that my hair turned gray.
All because I wore white after Labor Day.
I was so scared that I damn nearly died of...

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Categories: funny, humor, violence,

Alpha Pistols 2
Second mag time and more damage below
A gas bottle blows in an orange blast of debris
While this occurs beepers still beep and lights flash
It’s a...

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Categories: anxiety, satire, sleep, violence,

Alpha Pistols
Alpha Pistols
It’s a nice warm summer’s evening in 2004
The cool man was on top of the Manchester tower block
He fires down with various guns at...

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Categories: anxiety, satire, sleep, violence,

Revoltee Protestation Amnesia

America was born in protest violence,
but Lady Liberty now has
postpartum memento — 
A colonial, hypocritical condition called:
Revoltee Protestation Amnesia

Wavy umbilical vanished memories,
of destructive actions ...

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Categories: violence, america, history, philosophy, political,

Premium Member Making It Rain
Our children and grand children have all grown…
which is as it should be…I don’t mind
but every now and then I miss the innocence they left...

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© Jim Yerman  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: violence, innocence,

Deer In the Headlights Experience
You heard me complain about this and that
Today I glorify in being at the Food Chain's top
Neither sacred bulls, cows, or holy hen are safe
From...

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© Anil Deo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: violence, allegory, creation, endurance, funny,


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