(To be sang to the tune of Cruella De Ville)
Priscilla DeVille, Priscilla DeVille
If she doesnt marry you another one will
to date her is a costly bill
priscilla, priscilla
shes like an widow waiting for the will
look out for priscilla deville
at first you'll think priscilla is just fancy
but after shes got you to kiss and thank
you come to realize shes broken many guys
shes even cleaned you out at the bank!!!
This gold digger, this no good lying witch
thinks shes cool but shes realy just a
your life was good and calm until
priscilla, priscilla deville
My lastest poem has one hundred and one words
Dalmations is where my mind naturally goes
But add ten to that, and I have 111, the angel number
The number that assures me that angels are here.
take away ten, and I am back at 101,
the famous spotted dog number
I used to love singing the Cruella de Ville song
I can still sing most of it
Weird that she and the angel number appear together
Cancelling each other out
Last summer when you (towed) your three (toed), (toad)
I'd not give a (cent) for the (scent), (sent) through the air
Like when I dropped (chili) in (Chile) when it was (chilly),
The old one didn't, but the (new)(gnu)(knew) it was there!
So with sore foot, (I'll) walk the (aisle) on the (Isle)
I (cite) the (sight) of this (site), can renew a man
Look me in the (eye), (I) say, "(Aye), I'm ready!"
You say, "I guess (he'll) (heal) his (heel) when he can!"
If I (rode) in a boat I (rowed) in a ditch by the (road)
Even until signs of (dew) seem (due), (do) you care?
If (you're) still to hold to (your) feelings of (yore)
I don't (buy) you'll stop (by) and say"(bye)", so there!