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Funny Verse Poems

These Funny Verse poems are examples of Verse poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Verse Funny poems written by international poets.


I starve myself
I starve myself.
When saying it out loud it sounds surreal,
But it’s the only way I can feel.
I am not worthy of food. 
It is not...

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Categories: verse, body, fear, feelings, food,



The Art of Blaming You
i wonder if my sister is aware 
she’s the reason i lost my muchness
it’s like i don’t want to be loud anymore
i want to be...

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Categories: verse, family, jealousy, judgement, little

Premium Member Mummy
So what’s your excuse for a blind date?
My boyfriend cheated on me, what’s yours?
Caught my mum in bed with my girlfriend.
Did you say anything?
No, she...

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© Paul Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: verse, funny, mother son,

Voices in the Void
Without my pen, the pain becomes my voice.
The cruelty of others, the hardness of their hearts,
Linger in this place of cult,
Where public shaming is currency.

I...

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Categories: verse, emotions, hope, inspirational, mental

Like a Rug
Being depressed is like a rug. 
Has fibers and some small fibers tear away. 
And no one notices. 
Everything is frayed, and funny. 
So I...

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Categories: verse, depression,



Premium Member Legs And Windsocks

I run with the wind,
past a couple of windsocks. 
I see they sometimes droop,
sometimes stretched full,
indicating the speed of the wind
that thrusts forward my body,
helping...

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Categories: verse, analogy, funny,

Foothold on the sun
My heart sings as I walk on springs,
With foothold on the sun, unburned.
Your love fills my heart, my soul,
My whole being.
I swim in love –...

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Categories: verse, feelings, funny love, love,

A HEART FOR TWO
Letting go was never an option
I walk between two worlds
giving pieces of myself
to both, without knowing
which one holds the real me/
With a burning heart, I...

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Categories: verse, 12th grade, absence, betrayal,

Dumbstruck Dumb-Luck
The soft curves of your smile,
    echoing mile after mile.
Not reminiscent of a grandma,
    but rather, a banana.

Your glowing...

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© Talia Hill  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: verse, cute love, funny, funny

The voice that only speaks violence
Her silence spoke louder than words
Her eyes A window to her hurt
Begging to be heard
She thought that was something she deserved 
So why had she...

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Categories: verse, depression, discrimination, prejudice, race,

A day at the Zoo
I called to the monkey who wore a pinstriped suit,
Found out the giraffe and hippo are mute.
Saw a man stare at a lemur 'til dark,
Like...

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Categories: verse, animal, cute, smile,

AKA
Bare bear Bayer
A naked big pharma omnivore
Covered in hair

Soul sole Seoul
The bottom of a Korean spirit’s foot
Out for a stroll

Right write rite
A well-prepared nuptial sermon
Gripping...

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Categories: verse, funny, humor, word play,

Premium Member Later ---
I Like The
AWARENESS,
You Know,
That We've
Made Out
Of Man...

Oh, Yeah,
Me Too...
And, He
Thinks He
KNOWS
EVERYTHING!

Yeah Yeah!
All The Time!

Man-Kind!

Hee-Hee...

Horribly Funny!

Yeah, It Is
FUNNY,
Though.

-Gray Squirrel

06-23-2025

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Categories: verse, life,

I fear pain, but I wear it for the story
It's easier to love when
the worst case is having a 
funny story to retell at bars.

It makes more sense to believe when
truth left untold will...

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Categories: verse, self, suicide, write, writing,

Premium Member Bob Loblaw
There's a grocery chain in Canada
Known by the name of Loblaw's
That in itself isn't anything special
Till owners named their son after grandpa

Their poor son was...

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Categories: verse, funny,


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