Funny Verse Poems

These Funny Verse poems are examples of Verse poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Verse Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Memberthesorryous by sand blown
hey man        cool as      c       t ...

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Categories: verse, allegory, allusion, anti bullying,

Memories In Tune by Mike Gentile
Funny how a sound can be so stirring,
so evocative of the past,
of a certain time and place in our lives.
Yet each time I hear the...

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Categories: verse, childhood, memory,



RIP GILL by Gordon Alexander
Today we say goodbye to jill
This surely is a bitter pill
A lively lady full of the beans
A cruel world so it seems

A kind hearted lady...

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Categories: verse, bereavement, death of a

Your fancy by David Willey
I love the thought of tickling your fancy
And dipping my finger in
But I suppose that depends just what you fancy
Has to whether I’m allowed to...

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Categories: verse, funny love, giggle, rude,

Izz it her by Kylie Cullen
That smile
Those cheekbones
She helps with tricky questions
About anatomy
I wonder about her...
That smile
Those cheekbones
She has no idea
How sexy she could...
Or does she?
Cheeky girl
in the lab
I like...

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Categories: verse, for her, funny, how

Blank Verse Blind Judge by Subimal Sinha-Roy

”Contests!  We don’t need no stinking contests” sure
Email queries answered a contest sponsor
The names of the contestants
He knew before assessment
He failed to be a...

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Categories: verse, funny, humorous, poems, poets,

Dilly Dilly Bud Lite by Christopher Flaherty
Dilly. , Dilly 

Indeed 

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Categories: verse, fun, funny,

Premium MemberGo and Play by Julie Grenness
Words burnt in my brain,
Times not to come again,'
Of long lost childhood,
Things motherly-good?
"Go and play!" 
That's all she'd say,
In a big back yard,
Veggie patch too...

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Categories: verse, childhood, cute, funny, garden,

Premium MemberMaureens creation by Charlie Knowlton



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Categories: verse, funny, gender,

The Tulips Are Exposed by Mario Vitale

Winter has passed the Spring is upon us
 through flip flops and smoked bacon on the grill
 the laughter was quite a thrill
 in roads...

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Categories: verse, art,

Premium MemberJUST WAITING FOR SOMEONE by SYLVIA Coulstock
There’s a pile of red bricks in the corner,
The raised flower bed’s half done.
There’s sand and cement for the remainder...
Just waiting for someone.

Another year before...

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Categories: verse, funny, garden, satire,

Premium MemberReasons Not To Kill Ourselves by Gerald Dillenbeck
Mother Trees
will subdue deforesting Earth.

International Green Parties
will conjoin Democratic Organisms,
not so much Machines,
to re-invite WinWin ReBorn RePublics
of and for CommonGround bicameral healthy-wealth,
short- through long-term
wellbeing outcomes.

Those...

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Categories: verse, business, death, education, funny

Premium MemberSave That Line by Brenda Chiri
Just tried to go out with friends for fun
But all these lines, I am not "The One"
You have a number so you don't need mine
No...

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Categories: verse, funny, men, silly,

Premium MemberShort Ribs G: A Gaelic Fashion Statement by Jim Slaughter
A giraffe who was new
At the Aberdeen Zoo
Heard a bagpipe askirling one day.
He tracked down the player
And offered to pay her
If she kindly would teach...

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Categories: verse, animal, humor,

The Mentor by Anna Inspirefromwithin.co.nz
Empowering me with knowledge,
Angering me with challenges,
Motivating me and inspiring me,
Creating trust and building awareness,
Given by a mentor,
Who battled with me my fears.

All i had...

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Categories: appreciation, growth, inspiration, mentor,

A visit from an angel by roger turner
A visit from an angel
Bill Watson was an average man
Had a wife and just one kid
He always gave top effort
At everything he did
But, one day,...

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Categories: verse, america, bible, christmas,

a bus driver and a rowing boat by jan hansen
The bus driver and a rowing boat


I remember a song “A slow boat to China”
There was a man a bus driver who took his wife...

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Categories: verse, absence, blessing, books, break

Premium MemberCocky's Catharsis by Julie Grenness
This is a true, but amusing tale,
Hope your laughter does not fail,
'Tis a saga of a cockatoo,
Of life, he held a jaundiced view,
At the going...

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Categories: verse, angst, bird, funny, perspective,

A World That Lives In Me by C Evans
It's funny, the world we live in--a world of 
family, enemies and friends. The planet is a beautiful 
place; it recycles everything and leaves nothing...

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Categories: verse, love,

TEEN LOVE by Brian Lusimbo
I loved you
You were such a beauty
I had no clue
This love was not for eternity
'coz I clung on you like glue
Thinking we had a bond
Soon...

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Categories: verse, betrayal, funny love, lost



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