Funny Verse Poems
These Funny Verse poems are examples of Verse poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Verse Funny poems written by international poets.
Year One in Reviewbeing here is like getting off
to a soap opera you don’t understand,
you kinda get the plot
but mostly you’re just
bored and horny and
looking for just about...
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Categories:
verse, funny,
What Makes Me Smile
Seeing the beauty of the morning sunrise,
then seeing the colorful sunset at the end of my day.
Making someone laugh when I go shopping,
seeing their face...
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Categories:
verse, day, fun, humor, kiss,
Eulogy for a BonsaiI have to come clean as I return to see
your ashen corpse and dried leaves
My survival became more important than yours
but...
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Categories:
verse, death of a friend,
Light Moments: Funny LanguagesI learned my friend's language,
knew a little of it,
and found it funny.
But when I spoke his language
he found it amusing and laughed
My friend also...
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Categories:
verse, fun,
Hit dog will hollerYou know why Hippos and Rhinos
never get heart attacks?
Because they don’t
stir-fry their veggies in oil,
Nor add salt or sugar
to their desserts.
You know...
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Categories:
verse, funny,
Cell Phone Break OutShe said I love you.
I said I love you.
The waitress said I love you.
The table of ten said I love you.
Am I in a movie?
Will...
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Categories:
verse, funny,
Me vs the Floor vs Youi’m on the floor
not by choice,
but by gravity
and the kind of despair
that smells like vodka
and the day’s last meal.
the room spins,
those ethnic carpets under...
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Categories:
verse, funny love,
What more do I have to offer?Nothingness knows my name…
It shames me even when i’m in the middle of everyone
I lost all hope hopping for the kindest gestures
I’ve crawled between...
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Categories:
verse, africa, anxiety, black african
Whittled MindThe whittle mind of self-reflection
Within a tiny bit of self-doubt
Coming from a stressful day
Life has its ups and downs that way
Can't say I enjoy it
can...
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Categories:
verse, america, analogy,
Accidental JokeAccidental Joke
There's Not
Much More
I Can Say About
That.
I Mean:
NOTHING Is ALWAYS
Going To Be Funny:
You KNOW.
Hah-Hah-Hah...
It Was An Accident!
Relax:
I Think I Mean:
Me.
-Gray Squirrel
05-15-2025...
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Categories:
verse, life,
OldOld
Coulda'
Shoulda'
Woulda'
It Usually Goes In
That ORDER.
But That's Plagiarism!
***
I MEANT It Different This Time!
I Forgot What The Title Was:
It Was Good:
Good and Funny.
Not Old &...
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Categories:
verse, life,
RatsRats
Weeds Are Just Flowers
That Don't Deserve To Live.
Maybe They Are Ugly,
Or Just Don't Flower Right.
Maybe They're Aggressive, Or Invasive
And Not Pretty Like What They Replaced!
You're...
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Categories:
verse, life,
The Cut-Out-And-Keep Guide To Treesthe silver birch
it likes to hide
so as you search
at eventide
you find it there with many friends
playing poker through the night
the common oak
a wise...
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Categories:
verse, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Thief of Joy
I saw a baby in the market today,
?Caught its eye and made a funny face—?
It started to laugh, a pure, joyful sound,?
And I smiled, thinking...
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Categories:
verse, baby, introspection,
Upside!Maybe it’s time I spoke my mind.
Tell me, what’s the punchline?
The world is upside down.
So my smile becomes a frown.
Spending these dark nights
Alone, under these...
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Categories:
verse, moving on,