Funny Verse Poems

being here is like getting off
to a soap opera you don’t understand,
you kinda get the plot
but mostly you’re just
bored and horny and
looking for just about...

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Seeing the beauty of the morning sunrise,
then seeing the colorful sunset at the end of my day.

Making someone laugh when I go shopping,
seeing their face...

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I have to come clean as I return to see 
your ashen corpse and dried leaves  
My survival became more important than yours 
but...

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I learned my friend's language,
knew a little of it,
and found it funny.

But when I spoke his language
he found it amusing and laughed 

My friend also...

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You know why Hippos and Rhinos 
never get heart attacks?
Because they don’t 
stir-fry their veggies in oil,
Nor add salt or sugar 
to their desserts.

You know...

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She said I love you.
I said I love you.
The waitress said I love you.
The table of ten said I love you.
Am I in a movie?
Will...

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i’m on the floor
not by choice,
but by gravity
and the kind of despair
that smells like vodka
and the day’s last meal. 

the room spins,
those ethnic carpets under...

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Nothingness knows my name…

It shames me even when i’m in the middle of everyone 

I lost all hope hopping for the kindest gestures

I’ve crawled between...

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The whittle mind of self-reflection
Within a tiny bit of self-doubt
Coming from a stressful day
Life has its ups and downs that way
Can't say I enjoy it
can...

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Accidental Joke

There's Not
Much More
I Can Say About
That.

I Mean:
NOTHING Is ALWAYS
Going To Be Funny:
You KNOW.

Hah-Hah-Hah...

It Was An Accident!

Relax:

I Think I Mean:

Me.

-Gray Squirrel

05-15-2025...

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Old

Coulda' 
Shoulda'
Woulda'

It Usually Goes In 
That ORDER.

But That's Plagiarism!
***
I MEANT It Different This Time!

I Forgot What The Title Was:
It Was Good:
Good and Funny.

Not Old &...

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Rats

Weeds Are Just Flowers
That Don't Deserve To Live.
Maybe They Are Ugly,
Or Just Don't Flower Right.

Maybe They're Aggressive, Or Invasive
And Not Pretty Like What They Replaced!
You're...

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the silver birch
it likes to hide
so as you search 
at eventide
you find it there with many friends
playing poker through the night

the common oak 
a wise...

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I saw a baby in the market today,
?Caught its eye and made a funny face—?
It started to laugh, a pure, joyful sound,?
And I smiled, thinking...

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Maybe it’s time I spoke my mind.
Tell me, what’s the punchline?
The world is upside down.
So my smile becomes a frown.

Spending these dark nights
Alone, under these...

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