Funny Verse Poems

I starve myself.
When saying it out loud it sounds surreal,
But it’s the only way I can feel.
I am not worthy of food. 
It is not...

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i wonder if my sister is aware 
she’s the reason i lost my muchness
it’s like i don’t want to be loud anymore
i want to be...

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So what’s your excuse for a blind date?
My boyfriend cheated on me, what’s yours?
Caught my mum in bed with my girlfriend.
Did you say anything?
No, she...

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Without my pen, the pain becomes my voice.
The cruelty of others, the hardness of their hearts,
Linger in this place of cult,
Where public shaming is currency.

I...

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Being depressed is like a rug. 
Has fibers and some small fibers tear away. 
And no one notices. 
Everything is frayed, and funny. 
So I...

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I run with the wind,
past a couple of windsocks. 
I see they sometimes droop,
sometimes stretched full,
indicating the speed of the wind
that thrusts forward my body,
helping...

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My heart sings as I walk on springs,
With foothold on the sun, unburned.
Your love fills my heart, my soul,
My whole being.
I swim in love –...

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Letting go was never an option
I walk between two worlds
giving pieces of myself
to both, without knowing
which one holds the real me/
With a burning heart, I...

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The soft curves of your smile,
    echoing mile after mile.
Not reminiscent of a grandma,
    but rather, a banana.

Your glowing...

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Her silence spoke louder than words
Her eyes A window to her hurt
Begging to be heard
She thought that was something she deserved 
So why had she...

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I called to the monkey who wore a pinstriped suit,
Found out the giraffe and hippo are mute.
Saw a man stare at a lemur 'til dark,
Like...

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Bare bear Bayer
A naked big pharma omnivore
Covered in hair

Soul sole Seoul
The bottom of a Korean spirit’s foot
Out for a stroll

Right write rite
A well-prepared nuptial sermon
Gripping...

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I Like The
AWARENESS,
You Know,
That We've
Made Out
Of Man...

Oh, Yeah,
Me Too...
And, He
Thinks He
KNOWS
EVERYTHING!

Yeah Yeah!
All The Time!

Man-Kind!

Hee-Hee...

Horribly Funny!

Yeah, It Is
FUNNY,
Though.

-Gray Squirrel

06-23-2025

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It's easier to love when
the worst case is having a 
funny story to retell at bars.

It makes more sense to believe when
truth left untold will...

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There's a grocery chain in Canada
Known by the name of Loblaw's
That in itself isn't anything special
Till owners named their son after grandpa

Their poor son was...

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