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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required So what’s your excuse for a blind date? My boyfriend cheated on me, what’s yours? Caught my mum in bed with my girlfriend. Did you say anything? No, she was on top, so I didn’t want to do anything Did you tell your Dad No, my Dad's girlfriend killed him when she found out he was married. Wow, you don’t have a sister, do you? I do, but she’s not allowed within ten miles of the house. Is she a psycho or what? No, she smashed a chair over Mum's head when she caught her in bed with her boyfriend. What, your mum was on top again. I suppose so, it’s not really a picture I want to see. Do you have a photo of your mum? Yes, that’s her there. Wow, I don’t usually have lesbian tendencies, but I’d do your mum. Yes, a lot of people want to do my mum, I don’t get it. Can I meet her? Why the hell would you want to meet her? I don’t know, can I be your girlfriend? Is this so you can meet my mum? Of course not, can I go home with you now? My god, what is wrong with you, woman? Can I meet your sister, why don’t we get married? We’ve only just met. I know, but I already feel part of the family.
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