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Funny Vanity Poems

These Funny Vanity poems are examples of Vanity poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Vanity Funny poems written by international poets.


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In the quiet still
in the sable night

dreamy dotted with
punctuates of light

I recall
my youthful days:

no balcony too steep
nor high – those I could
not climb, then~ simply...

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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: vanity, dream, funny love, humor,



Premium Member Yet Another Politician
Why do politicians lie
And our wallets deftly pry,
Puff and bluster all the time
Their intent to cheat sublime.

Are we dumb or just naive
Of that talent to...

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Categories: vanity, analogy, engagement, funny, hope,

Premium Member Just say NO
I simply must say No to wearing body spray
Or else I'll be allergic to myself ALL DAY! ;-P...

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Categories: vanity, body, funny, giggle, self,

FIVE HAIKU
1

sunflowers ring
teenagers ChatGPT
Sapphic know-how

2
her décolleté blouse
and see-through saree—
curve’s vanity

3
a curled snake
with fangs ready to poison
love’s narrow passage

4
sky’s canvas-
disfigures in no time
my funny face

5
she wrings her...

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Categories: beauty, nature, relationship, vanity,

Lady Sugarton
What comes of Lady Sugarton  
                  ...

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Categories: vanity, beauty, body, character, clothes,



Entitled
I can't believe your audacity
Well actually!
Your so consumed with rapcisty
The bling life has blinded you
You can't even see what's Infront of you

Who even are you?...

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© Sarah Cope  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: vanity, august, corruption, integrity, money,

Failed Attempt At Humor
You can’t understand how that sounds.
You laugh, but you look like clowns.
Don’t repeat the joke. Don’t assail
my ears with what you would call a humorous...

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Categories: vanity, funny, humor, irony, me,

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so ten of your teeth were pulled

and then your mouth crown jeweled

you must think us daffy

you ate all that taffy

insurance claim overruled.
...

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Categories: vanity, cute, for teens, funny,

Rare Gems
You were the promised "slice of heaven"
The adventure termed a futile endeavor.
I sought after, I fought for, I got “you”.
But after this there won't be...

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Categories: vanity, best friend, fantasy, feelings,

Premium Member Glaring Gadfly
There once was a gadfly daring.
His speech, it was laced with swearing
          He said too much
...

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Categories: fun, funny, humorous, vanity,

Trash Talking At It's Finest
The continued story of this poet
Haters r going to be mad that I even wrote it
Here is where I give u "The Business"
Like a lightning...

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Categories: vanity, anger, art, confidence, conflict,

I'D Never Done the Mirror Sex Move From American Psycho
Next to my mattress
  is a mirror
decorated with crude stickers
stolen from a dirty bathroom in
        a seedy...

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Categories: vanity, body, culture, fantasy, funny,

Premium Member My Mask
Yes, I wear a mask

                    ...

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Categories: vanity, funny, humor, me, silly,

Yesterday's Nonsense
Yesterday's Nonsense

I don't like animal crackers Dewey,
I'd rather have eggs and Ham.
I've never liked animal crackers Dewey,
You know what a fiend I am.

Fix me a...

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Categories: vanity, allegory, angst, change, crazy,

Premium Member To Be Ignored
To be Ignored (heads in the air, or maybe noses)

The toilet makes a swoosh, 
The drain makes a giggle.
Grandpa lets go a “big” one, 
and...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: vanity, courage, humor, humorous, nonsense,


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