Funny Vanity Poems
These Funny Vanity poems are examples of Vanity poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Vanity Funny poems written by international poets.
ClassifiedsIn the quiet still
in the sable night
dreamy dotted with
punctuates of light
I recall
my youthful days:
no balcony too steep
nor high – those I could
not climb, then~ simply...
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vanity, dream, funny love, humor,
Yet Another PoliticianWhy do politicians lie
And our wallets deftly pry,
Puff and bluster all the time
Their intent to cheat sublime.
Are we dumb or just naive
Of that talent to...
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vanity, analogy, engagement, funny, hope,
Just say NOI simply must say No to wearing body spray
Or else I'll be allergic to myself ALL DAY! ;-P...
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vanity, body, funny, giggle, self,
FIVE HAIKU1
sunflowers ring
teenagers ChatGPT
Sapphic know-how
2
her décolleté blouse
and see-through saree—
curve’s vanity
3
a curled snake
with fangs ready to poison
love’s narrow passage
4
sky’s canvas-
disfigures in no time
my funny face
5
she wrings her...
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beauty, nature, relationship, vanity,
Lady SugartonWhat comes of Lady Sugarton
...
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vanity, beauty, body, character, clothes,
EntitledI can't believe your audacity
Well actually!
Your so consumed with rapcisty
The bling life has blinded you
You can't even see what's Infront of you
Who even are you?...
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vanity, august, corruption, integrity, money,
Failed Attempt At HumorYou can’t understand how that sounds.
You laugh, but you look like clowns.
Don’t repeat the joke. Don’t assail
my ears with what you would call a humorous...
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vanity, funny, humor, irony, me,
claim denied
so ten of your teeth were pulled
and then your mouth crown jeweled
you must think us daffy
you ate all that taffy
insurance claim overruled.
...
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vanity, cute, for teens, funny,
Rare GemsYou were the promised "slice of heaven"
The adventure termed a futile endeavor.
I sought after, I fought for, I got “you”.
But after this there won't be...
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vanity, best friend, fantasy, feelings,
Glaring GadflyThere once was a gadfly daring.
His speech, it was laced with swearing
He said too much
...
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fun, funny, humorous, vanity,
Trash Talking At It's FinestThe continued story of this poet
Haters r going to be mad that I even wrote it
Here is where I give u "The Business"
Like a lightning...
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vanity, anger, art, confidence, conflict,
I'D Never Done the Mirror Sex Move From American PsychoNext to my mattress
is a mirror
decorated with crude stickers
stolen from a dirty bathroom in
a seedy...
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vanity, body, culture, fantasy, funny,
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vanity, funny, humor, me, silly,
Yesterday's NonsenseYesterday's Nonsense
I don't like animal crackers Dewey,
I'd rather have eggs and Ham.
I've never liked animal crackers Dewey,
You know what a fiend I am.
Fix me a...
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vanity, allegory, angst, change, crazy,
To Be IgnoredTo be Ignored (heads in the air, or maybe noses)
The toilet makes a swoosh,
The drain makes a giggle.
Grandpa lets go a “big” one,
and...
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vanity, courage, humor, humorous, nonsense,