I'D Never Done the Mirror Sex Move From American Psycho

Next to my mattress is a mirror decorated with crude stickers stolen from a dirty bathroom in a seedy bar in Polish Hill. Great for staring into when waking up for the day. My ex-girlfriend also liked it when we had sex, because she enjoyed watching herself bounce on me, on my memory foam, admiring her heavy-breathing form... But I've never looked into it during sex. No. I avoided it like Medusa's head of snakes! I've never done the mirror sex move from American Psycho; never emulated Patrick Bateman, flexing while inches deep in a tight, sopping . No, no Huey Lewis and the News either-- no music, actually. All that could be heard were muffled moans and pleasured panting.