Vacuum Cleaner Poems - Poems about Vacuum Cleaner

The worst wedding gift I ever received was a vacuum cleaner. I despise vacuuming and my dog hate the sound of it. I wanted elegant things – glass goblets, droplet prisms, lace curtains, not a small round annoyingly loud vacuum cleaner. Thanks Mom and Dad. Great gift! This was before you could make a list. You got whatever someone else wanted...

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For all the work you do, those daily chores beyond the norm in a pinch you come through, a vacuum cleaner built so strong. For you my electric power broom on dust and grit do raid. You chase dirt from any room. So very thankful you were made. A vacuum cleaner, dust buster machine this is an ode to you Can't just say you're a...

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You make my life so easy sucking up the dirt and fluff, hair that makes me quite queasy and all sorts of unmentionable stuff. You never get tired or wheezy and help when things get rough. Or when I feel rather uneasy, you show you’re always tough enough. Theme 2 48 words...

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Oh, mighty vacuum cleaner, like magic, you gobble debris polluting my domain that pervades carpets, surfaces, and air- leaving behind, a spotless, pristine home. Oh, vacuum cleaner- fancying you could direct your sweeping power over Earth- suck in its choking, atmospheric grime; eliminate, cleanse- alike my tiny world. October 5, 2020 Contest: In Praise Of The Ode Sponsor: Nette Onclaud 2. For a Vacuum Cleaner Rules: 8...

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We glide together clearing grime away Along murky rooms, under thick rugs I lean on your unconditional care, Absorbing this debris of my life. Never mind the uproar you bring For the comfort shared is enough Protecting me from filth and trash- Dust-buster, now I can spa! In Praise of the Ode Contest Sponsored by Nette Onclaud Oct 5, 2020...

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Oh, blessed vacuum cleaner, faithful friend True in service to the end. Every day I count my luck, Grateful for your powerful suck. My carpets pristine, quite dust free, With very little work from me. No wonder, after all you’ve meant, They named you after a President Theme No. 2 4th October 2020 In Praise of the Ode Contest Sponsor - Nette Onclaud...

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Once a hippie with a "high" demeanor Made a big "Bong" from a vacuum cleaner The dust he forgot His coughing throat caught Now there's no pot, and his face's much greener!...

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Red furry vacuum silently goes across the floor Consuming dropped homemade southern biscuit Then looks up with sad eyes beggin' for more Just for fun!!...

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