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Umpires Poems - Poems about Umpires

Premium Member Baseball In Heaven
...This is the story of two all-time great baseball pitchers who are both in the Hall-of-Fame. So, the story goes like this. Last week the old-timers both well into their nineties, were out together at ......

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Categories: umpires, baseball, friendship, heaven,
Form: Haibun
Premium Member City Life Circa 1957
...City life, for kids, before the onslaught of helicopter parents and mandatory parental involvement in every aspect of growing up. We played baseball, no umpires, the bases pieces of cardboard, scrat......

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Categories: umpires, baseball, growing up,
Form: Prose



Another Nonsensical Tale
..."Balls!" said the umpires "Strike!" yelled the pins "Take that!" cried the little girl who kicked both my shins And when the green penguin started dancing a jig I realized it was high time ......

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Categories: umpires, fun, humorous, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Nightfall
...Time races as the “sun sets” into its bin, An everyday “sinking spell” and a *sight that umpires* for our alibi, The moon gradually stealthily comes out If its bag, “Sombre shades” permeate the lu......

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Categories: umpires, nature, night,
Form: Verse
Premium Member 'diamond' Health News
...1. life is good (I think?) - I’m able to move one bite from home plate to mouth 2. “first base’s” great goal but “second,” “third,” feels better – a “home run’s” too quick 3. a “base hit......

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Categories: umpires, baseball, health,
Form: Haiku



Premium Member Happy Mother's Day 2022
...I remember my mom having a collection of hats she stored under her bed. For any occasion that could arise…she had a hat to set atop her head. Moms of today are different…often they go out with th......

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Categories: umpires, mothers day,
Form: Rhyme
Wagering As Pascal
...I Does morality need some religion? Does humanity need Creator, Creation? If I'm good even when I'm bad Morality and religion we must have As with government, as with queens, king - Humans need......

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Categories: umpires, analogy, bible, community, evil,
Form: Rhyme
Game of Cricket Is a Game of Life
...Life is not cricket: though a game of cricket reflects life It portrays real-life conditions; from cradle to urn Starting with toss of a coin; ends in pulling bails off Just as cricket life is s......

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Categories: umpires, dedication, emotions, endurance, fantasy,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Captain Courageous
...april starts clocks forward spring practice in full swing nets untangled from their poles players to contact & enroll gang mowers greased&oiled kit-bag dis-embroiled grass-stained pads whit......

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Categories: umpires, nostalgia, sports, tribute,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Unfairness
...Ultra-conservative undertaker umpires upperclassmen unit; Unique undergrads used Unceremonious Underhanded unions-- Uncooperative! THIRD PLACE WINNER Written April 30, 2021......

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Categories: umpires, humor, word play,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Exchange Rate
...( depiction of our hoochie heroine being nailed by a stranger on his car) Branches warp inward where image reflects Winscreen mangles trees in curved convex Numbed halt of midday awai......

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Categories: umpires, adventure, day, education, woman,
Form: Narrative
Sweat More To Sweat
...Ball,Bat and wicket Three making thrill cricket Ballers,Batsmen and Umpires To differ to defend in all affairs Batsman to sweat more to shine Shining ball for the baller to shine Saliva a......

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Categories: umpires, games,
Form: Rhyme
Cricket World Cup
...https://youtu.be/A7NzFzy7_NE Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory. Satisfaction lies in the effort, not in the attainment, full effort is full victory. Cricket no......

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Categories: umpires, celebration, destiny, faith, fate,
Form: Heroic Couplet
The Reedybrook Ashes
...Each year in August the teams descend, cricket foe morphing quickly to friend, Bonds are forged on a pitch unique, camped on the banks of Reedybrook creek. The grass is cut, the fields set out, th......

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Categories: umpires, friendship, fun,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member I See God and His Majesty
...I see God by faith, in His majesty revealing His blessings for mankind with His awesome dawn-wonders: Azure-accentuated ambiance awaits aspiring artists Baby’s birth brings b......

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Categories: umpires, appreciation, blessing, christian, faith,
Form: Abecedarian

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