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All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It’s my game. I pitch, I hit, I catch. I run the bases. At sunset, I’ve won or lost. At sunrise, I’m out again, giving it the old try.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Ray Bradbury |

They are supposed to be dispassionate dispensers of Pure Justice, icy islands of emotionless calculation. In short, umpires should be acute Republicans.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | George F Will |

Good Leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Byrd Baggett Taking Charge |

Don't park in the spaces marked, 'Reserved for Umpires.'

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | John McSherry |

Most of us are umpires at heart; we like to call balls and strikes on somebody else.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Leo Aikman |