Short Umpires Poems
Short Umpires Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Umpires by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Umpires by length and keyword.
A Different World Beyond Our Back Gate
Summer was here at last
cricket,stumps and pads,
dusted off,leather on willow,
echoed across the green
No scorers or umpires,to dispute
adjudicate,challenge or replay,
honesty justice shout,if
caught,bowled or run out...
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Categories:
umpires, childhood, nostalgia
Form:
Quatrain
Ace In the Hell
God said, " Baseball between us sounds swell"!
Satan replied, "Your team, just will not, do well"!
"I know Mantle and Ruth play for you
but there ain't a whole lot, they can do
cause the Umpires, are all down here, in Hell"!...
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Categories:
umpires, funny
Form:
Limerick
Unfairness
Ultra-conservative
undertaker umpires
upperclassmen unit;
Unique undergrads used
Unceremonious
Underhanded unions--
Uncooperative!
THIRD PLACE WINNER
Written April 30, 2021
for "Pleiades 'U' Contest"
sponsored by Kim Merryman...
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Categories:
umpires, humor, word play,
Form:
Verse
Beauty and Diviersity
A baseball game is fun to watch and cheer
For nine innings are spectators all geared
Pitchers and batters, runners and fielders
Excitement uncontained as umpires yell there
Batter up is the sound pitcher to the mound
The hindcatcher yells the batter Now!
As the batter swings the crack is heard
Foul ball is the umpires voice and final word
Two strikes and three balls while the batter eyes all
The pitch is thrown as the batter swings tall
April 21 2016...
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Categories:
umpires, metaphor,
Form:
Verse