There was once a two-timer named Drew
He got caught by his bride to be Sue
Greeted him with a whack
Turning his left eye black
Then she eloped with his best mate Stew
Alexis Y.
01/14/2021
Categories:
two timer, humor,
Form: Limerick
Can we say once as in once upon a time
or do we now say one
I am no longer speaking
I'm busy learning how to mime.
I find it so confusing
and taxing to my brain
I don't think it's amusing
The fact is it's insane
Why have things changed so
It isn't very nice
We are now to say two times
What was wrong with twice
Categories:
two timer, 10th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Beautiful two timer....
Yes, that's you
You visit once and come again
to say hello or just to say
"Congrats your poem made the day!
Hooray! Hooray!"
Beautiful two timer....
I give applause
It takes time and effort
to come back again
It takes thoughtfulness
and lots of kindness too
So, I want to say:
"Thank you!"
Beautiful two timer...
Make it three times, too
You're always welcome
whatever you do
For you're a dear friend
That's faithful and true
Hey, you two timer...
I love you!
Eileen Manassian
Categories:
two timer, community, friendship, poets,
Form: Rhyme
A two-timer cheater from New York town
Who just enjoys so much to go down
Stocks tires and his likes
He owns cars and a pink bike
And he uses them when does it all down!
Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014
September, 8, 2014
Categories:
two timer, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick
i know what am saying
you are playing
me
i am heavenly
you can do that
you rat
this is a reminder
i know
your
two timer
Categories:
two timer, depression,
Form: Light Verse