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She Wore Tory Burch

She donned a pair of Tory Burch with a feigned smile.
She dressed the part, trying to show a bit of style.
But there was no sunshine on this cloudy day.
The weather suggested she had no need for shades, but she wore them anyway 

She wore them to conceal the aftermath of her lover's recent wrath.
To cover all the pain and anguish that had crossed her path.
On days when the sun was splendent, she felt justified in wearing her dainty disguise.
'Cause she knew of a darkness that lingered within, and that truth could be seen through the eyes.

Tory Cabinet Reshuffle II

David Cameron
Skull you could hammer on
Back from the Lords as Home Sec
Shows the UK has just gone to heck.

The Tory Cabinet Reshuffle

Suella Braverman
Made many mistakes, but the major one
Was using the pro-Palestinians
to insight riot from Social Darwinians.


Premium Member Tory Policy

This is what we’re going to do.
Play them off each other like bloody fools
Lie to the plebeian stock with promises and then lie again
Sell hate and fear and sell it well
Destroy trust just by opening our mouths.

Tell them what they want to hear and tell them loud.
Lies, lies, lies underlined by fear, with more dishonest words we’ll sell it year on year.
Let them die and then blame them for it.
See all the tax they pay as our profit.

Abandon allies and leave them to die
Blither blather your words and never answer why.
Laugh at them when you see their pain
Blame the poor for being poor and then blame them again.

Kill their dignity, destroy their pride. 
Make them live off pensions that would for us not buy a case of wine.
Treat them like vermin and make sure that they know…

Inequality is an Tory pride and we’re going to make it grow.

Tory Benefit Scandal 2021

I am seeing health specialists over a serious concern, 
for a year I've had a sick note which says I can't work, 
always paying less benefit than they say I should earn, 
and it's now mandatory for me too do a job search 
and they'll sanction my benefit, if I don't search I won't earn, 
but I'm ill seeing specialists who see a reason to observe 
for an entire year Vasculitis has been their word
my blood says I have it but the source is a search 
until found they can't treat me and that's why I can't work  
paying me less than they state I deserve 
and then docking it all because I don't look for work
even though I've a sick note and specialist concern 
because Eton doesn't teach what real people learn 

Labour just take shots at Tory failure, 
they could make a plan that shows me my savour, 
and the Lib Dems are who what when where when what who no wa 
COME UP WITH A PLAN THAT GOES FORWARD AND BE A PLAYER, 
Cameron cut benefits like Boris but before 
so you should have a plan as it happens once more 

The TORIES want me dead, they don't want me poor, 
cutting corners without a clue, as they did once before

Password --- 'Tory Hexatet Sonnet'


Now a day's one thing everyone is preserving
seriously like that key of our ancient chest,
having lot of precious things needed conserving;
Protecting that key throughout day, one becomes stressed.

Items inside it belongs to her, can't be shared;
Who knows, may be secret documents, articles,
or some mystical items, which can't be declared.
Holding the precious key was surely purposeful.

What we secure so cautiously
now is Net Password consciously.

To handle so many passwords, as expected
I've failed to use right one for site, as directed.
For recalling all passwords need one more site, this 
will hold them; but password for new site, if I miss!


Theresa the Tory

Theresa she's a Tory 

a disgrace to the fair sex.

She loves to  terrorise the sick

and she takes the cars away from the sick 

and who's mentor Maggie took the milk of your kids 

tax breaks for the filthy rich

and visits to a food bank so you can feed your kids

suicide's the only option when your  benefits are stopped

and all because of the torys heartless cuts

well Id rather be a slimy slug  or a poisonous  snake  

just please god if die,  don't bring me back as one of Theresa the Tory's mates.

The Heartless Tory

The Tory an heartless beast no morals. 
They harm those that need help most, regardless
Their retarded approach harms  less able
their mission to hit the poor the hardest.    

Private educated school boys clueless 
to those whose lives are spent broke,penniless. 
Societys  have's,  harming the have nots 
no fair society just  dog eat dog .

Schools with unqualified teachers, how foolish
Doctors surgeries full of sick patients 
Disabled blameless discrimination 
the homeless punished for being homeless.

Don't be a self serving clueless Tory. 
think of others have some humanity. 


17052016 sorry mr shakespeare. I just murdered a sonnet

Liberal Tory Predjucide

Liberal tory predjucide

457 visas 2 help the jobless score,
a hundred thousand jobless,
upon our Aussie shore,
one hundred thousand imported,
by howard the duck billed rat,
{still here}
fat ole bat got 30 thousand more,
are you aware of that?
so special working in the mines,
the greed of ancient whores,
class distinction aint it grand,
no work for the Aussie poor?
So keep em working part time,
no holidays evermore,
no hope 4 a house or car,
ground down to serfdoms' floor.

Rabbit abbot opened the flood gates
with china, and they will bring their workers with them to work
 at chinese wages in what was our country..
.like the Aboriginals we have been bypassed ?
 And manured on from liberal heights...

Tory Doors

Tory door

The
terrible curse of
the Tory boor,
To cheat your
brother, rob him
sure,
To steal from his
downtrodden wife,
To want - not yours,
The curse does bite,
Moral flaws 4 sure,
4 greed doth oil the
wheels and cogs,
Avarice a-plenty 4
Tory dogs,
Would steal the fur
right off the frogs,
If they had sign of
any?
So seventy years if
ya heart don't fail,
You can rob the
poor, get wages
stale,
And death can jerk
your gorged
entrails,
But can you pay ole
Charon any?
So poor again,
beside the Styx,
You sob with other
Tory hicks:(
Ac-cursed, by the
greed that sticks,
Saint Peter isn't
friendly???

Don Johnson

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