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She Wore Tory Burch
She donned a pair of Tory Burch with a feigned smile. She dressed the part, trying to show a bit of style. But there was no sunshine on this cloudy day. The weather suggested she had no need for shades, but she wore them anyway She wore them to conceal the aftermath of her lover's recent wrath. To cover...

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Categories: tory, abuse, anxiety, betrayal, conflict,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Hiss-tory
He spreads his wings and asks sympathy for his plight He laughs but can't get ’cha if you put up a fight But to get the whole picture Let us look to Scripture To find out about this guised angel of light Day star you have fallen from the skies You are the lord of the flies Once anointed cherub Prince of the...

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Categories: tory, christian, jesus, philosophy, truth,
Form: Limerick



Tory Cabinet Reshuffle II
David Cameron Skull you could hammer on Back from the Lords as Home Sec Shows the UK has just gone to heck....

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Categories: tory, giggle,
Form: Clerihew
The Tory Cabinet Reshuffle
Suella Braverman Made many mistakes, but the major one Was using the pro-Palestinians to insight riot from Social Darwinians....

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Categories: tory, anti bullying,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Tory Policy
This is what we’re going to do. Play them off each other like bloody fools Lie to the plebeian stock with promises and then lie again Sell hate and fear and sell it well Destroy trust just by opening our mouths. Tell them what they want to hear and tell them loud. Lies, lies, lies underlined by fear, with more dishonest...

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Categories: tory, abuse, betrayal, confusion, corruption,
Form: Free verse



Tory Benefit Scandal 2021
I am seeing health specialists over a serious concern, for a year I've had a sick note which says I can't work, always paying less benefit than they say I should earn, and it's now mandatory for me too do a job search and they'll sanction my benefit, if I don't search I won't earn,...

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Categories: tory, people, political,
Form: Rhyme
Tory Envy
I wish I was a Tory, It would be another story, So much simpler not to care Or have to be aware Of how other folks must strive To make a crust to stay alive. I could keep my privileged indifference Surrounded by a picket fence I wouldn't have to own the knowledge (Whilst enjoying Heston's snail porridge) That paupers are dying on NHS trolleys I...

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Categories: tory, humorous, irony, political,
Form: Political Verse
Swan Song of An Old-Guard Tory
SWAN SONG OF AN OLD-GUARD TRUE-BLUE TORY I am one of the last of a dying breed, I’m an antique true-blue Tory. I grew up on Super-Mac And ‘the Land of Hope and Glory.’ In Rab Butler I once found A man both mild and sane. Ted Heath I took with a pinch of salt. Maggie Thatcher caused me pain. Her politics...

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Categories: tory, political, sad, satire,
Form: Political Verse
Password --- 'Tory Hexatet Sonnet'
Now a day's one thing everyone is preserving seriously like that key of our ancient chest, having lot of precious things needed conserving; Protecting that key throughout day, one becomes stressed. Items inside it belongs to her, can't be shared; Who knows, may be secret documents, articles, or some mystical items, which can't be declared. Holding the precious key was surely purposeful. What...

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Categories: tory, humorous,
Form: Sonnet
Theresa the Tory
Theresa she's a Tory a disgrace to the fair sex. She loves to terrorise the sick and she takes the cars away from the sick and who's mentor Maggie took the milk of your kids tax breaks for the filthy rich and visits to a food bank so you can feed your kids suicide's the only option when...

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Categories: tory, fun, political,
Form: Free verse
Tory, Liar, Cheat, Tax Avoider, Friend of the Banksters and Enemy of the People
Everyone is struggling, in debt and dismay Why would anyone consider voting Theresa May. Answers a question with a question She'll say what she needs to, to win her first election. She doesn't care about you or me Tax cuts for the rich that's all you'll see. Teachers, nurses, doctors all walking the picket lines They can't do their jobs! It says...

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Categories: tory, allusion, dark, people, political,
Form: Couplet
An Open Letter To a Tory Wife
You see we were able to hold our own before And keep the wolves from our own front door But this we are now struggling to do since your Husband and his party changed the rules This is not just your country you know Your playground, your way, you always first The protection of power, money and privilege...

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Categories: tory, family, political,
Form: Rhyme
The Heartless Tory
The Tory an heartless beast no morals. They harm those that need help most, regardless Their retarded approach harms less able their mission to hit the poor the hardest. Private educated school boys clueless to those whose lives are spent broke,penniless. Societys have's, harming the have nots no fair society just...

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Categories: tory, abuse, political, power,
Form: Sonnet
Open Letter To a Tory Minister's Wife - From One Wife To Another - Part 5
(Part 5 of 5) And no more your kids will get a chance above mine Because at my work I’ve never even met the bosses You see we were able to hold our own before And keep the wolves from the door I could even see a future....for us all But this we are now struggling to do since...

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Categories: tory, betrayal, political,
Form: Rhyme
Open Letter To a Tory Minister's Wife - From One Wife To Another - Part 4
(Part 4 of 5) When do the children come home from school? Oh that’s a spot of luck I have a shopping trip with the girls planned That I want to get under my belt Before half-term when we holiday in the Seychelles When the kids are home I simply don’t get a moment to myself! And there’s...

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Categories: tory, betrayal, political,
Form: Rhyme

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