Tonne Poems - Poems about Tonne

...Once a whale spent a day at the beach, eating one too many pies of peach. Became bloated in the sun, to a weight over a tonne, now has an itch she can't bend to reach......

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...What is the purpose of life? Can't even keep your wife! Then there's holding a job. Are you really that much of a kxxb Life is surely about family Why can't it be for me Am I that screwed up?......

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...She had a bit of a problem Of which she was reluctant to disclose Her wardrobe was full to overflowing With a wild array of clothes She justified this behaviour By insisting it was cheap stuff......

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...Title: Sonny Son The school bell rang Kids came pouring out I couldn’t see my son He wasn’t there Nor was he about He was up in the sky So high & so free Yet to be born But has other place......

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...I see we are open again. It’s time to welcome old friends. The homely, the lonely, they who want only to have somewhere to place their rear ends. The people I bear are so glad. The stories ......

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...My truck is almost full of birds , that have risked their last migration for a journey to the planet mercury. So fell from the sky a ton of fried chickens. I won't have to swing my fork in th......

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...Atomic payback made impact dramatically Physics split minute energy into mammoth Allied forces warned Hiroshima, Nagasaki Destroyer of worlds, Now I become death Military master, Japan, thoug......

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...In a 40 tonne steal vessel You'd think your safe But the waves are hassle Higher than the empire state Tossing us around, Like a childs play thing Up high then suddenly down Left to right li......

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...Getting of a London bus On a sweltering day in June Trying not to swear or cuss - I knew I’d be home soon. The shopping bags were heavy They seemed to weigh a tonne, But I knew this was t......

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...A knife stab on a man Hurts as much on a kid He has to remain mum A brave face to cede A woman on his side, on the other a son Two souls to shield, emotions never freed He has strength to......

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...Happy New Year, it’s time to fly, Get together with others, chime, Collect yourself and inwards cry, Scream n’ shout at New Year’s time, Pull down the old if need be, Flare and dance, temper t......

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...Beneath the fabled, innocent and polished mind In a tinderbox wrapped up by an askant beldam’s hand Above an unmarked grave that is welcoming, rather kind A pair of eyes noticed a hue in the dunes......

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...I see we are open again. It’s time to welcome old friends. The homely, the lonely, they who want only to have somewhere to place their rear ends. The people I bear are so glad. The stories ......

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...Our eyes can’t hide What a smile tries to cover inside We drop to our knees to beg On our knees we fall to wed When you lose someone Your half is gone, a burden comes worth a tonne In the face ......

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...I paid for your dreams you taught me to cry you watered my tears I drank from my eyes and I dont know why why you aint mine I came home last night started to sing out these feelings inside I tr......

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