Toner Poems - Poems about Toner

...Of all the inventions whose time has come There is only one that will raise your thumbs All the way up, and then some ... As I'm sure you'll agree, wholeheartedly 'twill resona......Read the rest...

...A photocopier without toner Sometimes becomes an office loaner I was no exception So I sold confections Becoming invaluable to my owner.......Read the rest...

...Tethered to a Moment A-ha flickers in the momentum of birthing inspiration New love or grief or tantrums of the soul tether the nascent moment, Tied onto remembrance in the thrust of a second sp......Read the rest...

...Gun Control - (Violence in the workplace) Talks with coworkers at the watering hole are fun Water cooler conversations are important Bonding with staff, as we speak of urgent matters Like TV sh......Read the rest...

...This vexing pencil in turgid fingers I gracelessly hold Sorcerer's lead conjures up casuistic captions, fools' gold My peripatetic purple pen winks at my commands Dancing to a distant drumme......Read the rest...

...Vanity, the latest trick Standing there with your selfie stick Clamping your mobile phone For your egotistic picture clone Lets take a close look at lady Lou Which are the real parts of you Fr......Read the rest...

...Just a soul without an owner A drifted mystic persona A body slipped into a coma Art is the creation A dreams realisation An ideas preservation Art without a canvas An address-less camp......Read the rest...

...The Yard Sale By Elton Camp We must admit, to our disgrace Have run out of storage space We cannot understand just why Things we don’t need multiply There’s clothes from when I was tri......Read the rest...

...Paint my nights with all the colours of the stars paint my heavens with all the colours of the cloud paint my morning with all the colours of the sun paint the rain with all the colours of tears ......Read the rest...

...i do not have a girl, its just no im not a phoner, i do enjoy my bread, but just no im not a sconer, i know i like to laugh, but just no im not a stoner, im invisible to girls, but just no im not a m......Read the rest...

...You must have heard of “planned obsolescence” But manufacturers say it ain't so A devious mind surely thought this one up Must be absolutely rolling in dough! An automobile could be made to ......Read the rest...

...Incredible Product Warnings By Elton Camp Far from folly this hair dry warning is keeping In telling snoozers, “Do not use while sleeping” Thinking of putting a curl in your colon or tongue......Read the rest...

...Revenge of the Office Copier By Elton Camp I started to make copies of an important report. Just as I commenced, it sent a printed retort. “Though I don’t contain a single strand of DNA, I d......Read the rest...

...The Moby Dick Reunion One hundred fifty nine years have passed Since Melville published his novel. Seven hundred twenty pages in length Some say it was much too nautical. All of the char......Read the rest...