Gun Control

Gun Control - (Violence in the workplace) Talks with coworkers at the watering hole are fun Water cooler conversations are important Bonding with staff, as we speak of urgent matters Like TV shows and reproduction are good examples Of how to get things done We laugh instead of doing jobs We chat for hours and let assignments lapse The copy machine near by is spying on us It can not be trusted with our secret stuff Copies come in black and white and color When we go to use the machine it quits Or gives us paper jams because it's lazy It must be shot and killed and tortured Not in any particular order If I had a gun I would murder it myself And kill the toner too Beat them up and bury them out back And never say a word to anyone Except for coworkers as I should And do it just for fun