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If There Was No Poetry

If there was no poetry
I would visit ward psychiatry
For poems give energy
Free me from an allergy
When we vent our woes
Wonders wander with us
Nature gives insight much
Only to bounce back such

If there was no poetry
I would visit cemetery
For there I understand my symmetry
Apart from life’s geometry
When I compose verses
On current customs and crises
It makes me feel relaxed
With all worries axed

If there was no poetry
I would visit toiletry
For there I get ideas many
Only to pen in a manner funny
When we worship words 
Love gushes like cattle herds
It makes us forget frustrations
And many small tribulations..!!

Premium Member A Problem For Bats

Bats who are hanging in need of a crap
Are advised to themselves not besmirch
Much better to go for a toiletry flap
Than do their own poo on their perch

For what, otherwise, from their uppermost end
Trickles down to the head through the fur
Proves gravity is not the roostdangler's friend
Especially when bowel movements stir!

Cleanliness

Cleanliness 
On my frequent lone walk by the old docks
I came across a building which turned out
to be a communal bathhouse.
It was incredibly cheap for a few pence
I got a towel and soap and had my first shower
I was at the time, elven years old.
And when I was short of change asked my mother
for not ice cream, but for a shower.
My brother said only poofters went there, how would
I know? I Didn`t see anyone wearing badges:
“I`m a gay person.”
There are shops where the old building stood and
by life`s irony sells perfume and toiletry.


Premium Member Who Let Him In

I woke up with an enormously gassy gorilla sitting on my head.
Smelly flatulence is most probably what so quickly got me out of bed.
The most amazing part of the crazy story, is how he got through
That tiny little doggie door that barely accommodates Big Blue.

He followed me around and watched me doing my toiletry stuff.
He would not leave the kitchen, until I gave him an omelet with fluff.
He is sitting in my brown Lazy-boy right now, breaking it down.
I am smiling and waving, trying to remember not to frown.

Aha! Mystery solved. The front door is unlocked and open.
Maybe he will leave after lunch? I am going to be hope’n.
My husband wanders in and says “’Have you met my cousin Jim?”
Aha, Mystery solved. I know who let the intruder in.

No - Don'T Vote For Me

No - I won't write for rankings or show
 No - this doesn't have an eloquent flow
 No - I don't like your pale, shoddy poetry
 No - thanks, it's like cheap dime store toiletry

 No - I won't play this sad, lame game
 No - It's not a colossal pity or shame
 No - Please don't cast your vote for me
 No - This is not grand - I'm sure you'll agree

Mine Not Meant To Be

Mine Not Meant to Be

Face did bother me
The worst one it must be
Loved her toiletry.

Her face made me scream
One I found in a bad dream
Horrible did seem.

Found reality
Face was a fatality
Mine not meant to be.

Wow and a double wow.

Jim Horn


Premium Member Memories Mirrored

Memories Mirrored
                  by Odin Roark

A Boy Scout essential
The polished metal card mirror
The unbreakable monitor
Made to master Morse code
Used to measure wanna-be whiskers
And such

So it went
From puberty to manhood
Hall locker
To gym locker
Toiletry bag
To duffel bag
Afghan's mountain-dead
To triage hospital bed

Wrapped eyes needed little
Of the metal card mirror now
As blindness tearfully engaged
The enslavement of memory

Premium Member Mirror Image - Octogenarian Plus

MIRROR IMAGE – Octogenarian plus

Now 
Here he comes
Master of the mansion –
       complete with wrinkles, gas, cataracts, arthritis –
His mental package stuck in 30s fashion

The first chore was getting out of bed
Getting straight    
Then into his head

That dreams have been scorched by light of day
Talking to himself –
    this type insanity impending –
With quiet, projective things to say -

          like
          about normal toiletry and medication
          all protectively arranged –

Done!
Then what?
What indeed   when highlight of the day is

Going to market
Slowly driving his car
Remembering where in hell he parked it

Cats, birds, squirrels his friends -
      uncomplicated you see –
have become so dear, like family

During his daily nap 
Whiskers snuggles under his arm
With Tabby and Sweet Puss on his lap

Ummmmmmmm?
Well?
There’s lots more to tell about his day

But 
Oh, hell! 
Forgot what I was going to tell!

By the way
What IS today?

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