Toasters Poems - Poems about Toasters

...Libraries put biblioklepts on wanted posters In workrooms next to aluminum coffee pots and toasters So, the librarians will not check these felons out Because they steal books and tapes without a ......

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...Put a flipper on a kipper if you want to toast a seal Put a bloater in a toaster for a better fitting meal If the whole thing starts a smoking and you’re gasping and you’re choking It means your ......

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...The toasters on the blink. I don't care, I'm leaving you. I know you like your toast in the morning, but that's a bit extreme. I've met someone new. You never mentioned that last night when you w......

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...Daddy warned us about the Texas twisters They mow down mountains Or toss them into another galaxy Over three hundred miles an hour he said Because he is from Texas and that is how they talk there......

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...Lovers have each other so they, will never have to be alone. A king has his tall stone castle, where he can sit upon his throne. Musicians have their instruments, and a singer will have a s......

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...Alfie was the first son of a billionaire Who bought a golden cradle for his son and heir There was no expense that daddy wouldn’t spare And perforated ping pong balls didn’t feature there On Al......

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...We all wake up every morning To a day like no other before This world is still an experiment With lots of mysteries to explore One that's uppermost on peoples' minds And a question una......

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...both sides use conscience for a hook it's a con artist's suitcase fill your cup in the Ocean of Tears there's enough of everything in there toasters glowing blenders humming dogs humping on lawn......

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...Early morning I stumble around Half asleep I make no sound Coffee machine gives a groan It’s beyond repair hear my moan Decided to brew a cup of char Prop myself up at breakfast bar......

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...Left toothbrushless mine pilfered along with shampoo,deodorant, razors and other such, found me wasted in Walmart, thieving Gnomes at the last homeless shelter are my suspects. His name tag said Elv......

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...Gnarly exposed tree roots Sheltering the fey Pops of purple violets With dash of yellow Adorning in quiet ways Mischievous forest pixies Prancing in silence Discover this oak is hollow Bui......

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...Big Dreams My friend told me I should print a business card. He said that I should pass it out. He told me that I should get out there, in the world, and make “a” mark. I am nervous. I......

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...Did you know, toasters are tanning beds for bread Keep coming up with these winners straight from my head Was one of my best Even amazed myself Another is chocolate covered bacon, popular......

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...Technology is rushing forward, mobile phones and such, Even radios and toasters now turn on without a touch. Robotic voices on phones will be here very soon, Replacing NHS as the population booms.......

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...HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOYCE Born before the hair dryer And even before hearing aids Frozen foods and television Pop-up toasters and aerosol sprays Jet engines, folding wheel chairs Scotch tape to ......

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