Toasters Poems - Poems about Toasters

beware of biblioklepts

...Libraries put biblioklepts on wanted posters
In workrooms next to aluminum coffee pots and toasters
So, the librarians will not check these felons out
Because they steal books and tapes without a ...

Smoked Fish

...Put a flipper on a kipper if you want to toast a seal 
Put a bloater in a toaster for a better fitting meal
If the whole thing starts a smoking and you’re gasping and you’re choking
It means your ...

The Toaster

...The toasters on the blink.
I don't care, I'm leaving you.
I know you like your toast in the morning, but that's a bit extreme.
I've met someone new.
You never mentioned that last night when you w...

Tornadoes are Worse in Texas

...Daddy warned us about the Texas twisters
They mow down mountains
Or toss them into another galaxy
Over three hundred miles an hour he said
Because he is from Texas and that is how they talk there...

Putting People Down

...Lovers have each other so they, 
will never have to be alone.
A king has his tall stone castle, 
where he can sit upon his throne.

Musicians have their instruments, 
and a singer will have a s...

Pink Perforated Ping Pong Balls

...Alfie was the first son of a billionaire
Who bought a golden cradle for his son and heir
There was no expense that daddy wouldn’t spare
And perforated ping pong balls didn’t feature there

On Al...

Dangly Things

...We all wake up every morning
To a day like no other before
This world is still an experiment
With lots of mysteries to explore

One that's uppermost on peoples' minds
And a question una...

Bobby Bandwidth In Dogs Humping Act 2

...both sides use conscience for a hook
it's a con artist's suitcase
fill your cup in the Ocean of Tears
there's enough of everything in there
toasters glowing blenders humming
dogs humping on lawn...

Just My Luck Dk

...Early morning I stumble around
Half asleep I make no sound
Coffee machine gives a groan
It’s beyond repair hear my moan

Decided to brew a cup of char
Prop myself up at breakfast bar...

Ran Into Elvis Jesus and Your Memory At Walmart

...Left toothbrushless  mine pilfered along with shampoo,deodorant, razors and other such, found me wasted in Walmart, thieving Gnomes at the last homeless shelter are my suspects. His name tag said Elv...

Gnarly Exposed Tree Roots

...Gnarly exposed tree roots 
Sheltering the fey
Pops of purple violets
With dash of yellow
Adorning in quiet ways

Mischievous forest pixies
Prancing in silence
Discover this oak is hollow
Bui...

Big Dreams

...Big Dreams

My friend told me I should print a business card. 
He said that I should pass it out. 
He told me that I should get out there, 
in the world, and make “a” mark. 

I am nervous. 
I...

Tanning Beds

...Did you know, toasters are tanning beds for bread
Keep coming up with these winners straight from my head
Was one of my best
Even amazed myself
Another is chocolate covered bacon, popular...

Modern Day World

...Technology is rushing forward, mobile phones and such,
Even radios and toasters now turn on without a touch.
Robotic voices on phones will be here very soon,
Replacing NHS as the population booms....

Happy Birthday Joyce

...HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOYCE

Born before the hair dryer
And even before hearing aids
Frozen foods and television
Pop-up toasters and aerosol sprays

Jet engines, folding wheel chairs
Scotch tape to ...

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