Tornadoes are Worse in Texas

Daddy warned us about the Texas twisters They mow down mountains Or toss them into another galaxy Over three hundred miles an hour he said Because he is from Texas and that is how they talk there Tornadoes are worse in Texas than anywhere else, guessed my husband. Yes, and so are the meteorites that drop out of the sky in Texas. Some are the size of a football stadium; that is how we got the last two And the spiders there are larger than toasters, my husband guessed. Spiders here pick up our houses and carry them off on their backs. My Daddy is super proud of talking like this. Like a true Texan.