Tipper Poems - Poems about Tipper

... Forced Tipping Miracle Man 5/16/2023 I have always been a tipper, amount based, service driven. But in adding 20% to my meal, it then becomes taken, not given. When you’ve taken ......Read the rest...

...Don’t you know why Ted is slimmer? His eyes no more with hopes glimmer: Had long swum in pools with shimmer, As long in frustration swimmer; Ted would not bear Todd’s New Tipper Plus dreams of m......Read the rest...

...the season of blessings is season of rains, showers from heavens for humanities gains, the rumbling thunder with the low flying clouds, with a crack of lightening blitzing aloud! the tipper t......Read the rest...

... If you’re going to hug trees you had best wear a shirt having really long arms knuckles dragged in dirt surely won’t do much harm If you’re going to hug trees then you’d best not mi......Read the rest...

...Hope of hope, you are the right one. At birth it's the color of flesh. Today while waiting for the bus one mother was. She was attractive but without her daughter or son. She ask me how to get to......Read the rest...

...TIT-ELATION Cute Cecily worked as a stripper Men ogled, some helped with her zipper Huge implants were the star When she whipped off her bra She’d lap dance ......Read the rest...

...Al created the algorithm One late night as Tipper danced with him The thought came by chance As they freestyle danced Initially dubbed "Al Gore Rhythm!"......Read the rest...

...A better gentleman there never was Kind loving and generous man Bon vivant and lavish tipper Articulate, meticulous and dressed to the nines Phoned his mother every Sunday religiously Never a b......Read the rest...

...Once rice plants in golden frocks danced on my lap. And I was proud. Now the weeds dry my veins. Once reapers, bending like the sickles, lulled me with their bucolic songs. And I snooze......Read the rest...

...There once was a flexible stripper got her nipple caught in a zipper the fabric flexed but she was vexed It got sawed off in the gripper There once a one-nippled stripper she lost her nip in ......Read the rest...

..."come on, get your coat off, its bloody ten too" not even eleven and there forming a que "just a barmaid" thats what they say service with a smile, expected all day we are more than just pint pou......Read the rest...

...Some days are diamonds, some days are stone Words from a John Denver song It definitely applies to real life situations A lot of things can surely go wrong They say it depends on which side ......Read the rest...

...Limerick : Once a Miser lost hoard of halfpence Once a Miser lost hoard of halfpence Looked high and low and over the fence When at last he found it It wasn’t worth his spit Ha’penny tipper got his ......Read the rest...

...I was browsing through the menu and laid my eyes upon interesting cocktails and mock tails. I snapped up the names with the blackberry camera and wove them together to couplets. Dedicate this one to ......Read the rest...

...Water, water everywhere And all the dishes in sink. Mud tracks smeared everywhere Wiped away to return in a wink. Food, food so much to make Breakfast, lunch, supper. Just diet, for God’s sake Plus,......Read the rest...