Tree Hugger

If you’re going to hug trees you had best wear a shirt having really long arms knuckles dragged in dirt surely won’t do much harm If you’re going to hug trees then you’d best not mind bugs ‘cuz sooner or later they will return the hugs below your equator If you’re going to hug trees shower after you toil get used to the itches that poison ivy oil will soak through your britches If you’re going to hug trees and you’re not a jogger then be a good tipper so Ole the logger won’t show you the chipper
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Bueckert Avatar
October 25, 2022 at 9:46 AM
haha cleverly done Jeff, made me laugh with the bugs returning hugs hehe!
Krutsinger Avatar
October 24, 2022 at 11:06 AM
This poem moves fast and furiously across the page, made me smile big.
Fowler Avatar
October 24, 2022 at 7:32 AM
LOL. Man, am I glad I stopped by here today Jeff! I'm saving up all the smiles I'm getting :)
Tor Avatar
October 24, 2022 at 3:17 AM
Ha ha those Loggers hate Tree huggers. Good one Jeff...
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