Humorous Tiger Poems

She reposed in the greenest shadows, her ankles fat
Flexing her well-trained muscles like an enormous cat
We felt ourselves being watched but did not know
It was...

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he chased down his meal and let it go
it looked too rough, it looked too tough
we don’t do things this way, he was told by...

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Rainbow faerie brought her guardian to the picnic.
Everyone had been eager to speak with her.
Her guardian was a large tiger.
She was eager to show him...

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She was a doll, but she did not like to be treated like one.
She created her own world, a world of fun.
She put herself into...

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What you say to a cat what a cat thinks

I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...

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Pooh you are my favorite I love you
Of course your many friends and Tigger too
I love pictures of fun bears on my shoes
Even if they...

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[Just once in a while, I try to write a child friendly
Poem which doesn’t end up as a horrific gore-fest...
This is one such attempt...]


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I'm playing with golf ace Tiger Woods
It’s raining, so we pull up our hoods
Tiger misses the green -
Then shouts words so obscene
He just cannot deliver...

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When I was walking my tiger home
I wondered why I was all alone
How all the neighbours did stare
At us out in the fresh air
But I...

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Walking my tiger home,
I slipped and fell on a gnome.

He ran away like a deranged cat,
I hurt all over, but I had to find him...

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Walking my tiger home alone
In the background and unknown
With a rag I polish a club
Then you take it with a snub

I walk around keeping stats
Wet...

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Red dress and black bra
Two big Macs
One Pepsi to go
On the road we kiss
At the rest stop comes the bliss...

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