Walking My Tiger Home

Walking my tiger home,
I slipped and fell on a gnome.

He ran away like a deranged cat,
I hurt all over, but I had to find him 
Stat.

Where in the world would he go?
Maybe he would find the circus show.

I'm sort of nervous, it's his fist time out, 
I usually stay home due to my gout.

Doc said walking is good for my bones,
As I ponder my next move, I hear a tired 
moan.

Well what do you know, my wayward pet
has returned,

I'm still on the darn ground, and I hit my 
dome,
I finally got up now I must walk my tiger 
home.




Alexis Y.
Inspired by the "While Walking My Tiger Home " contest.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Robinson Jr. Avatar
December 12, 2016 at 5:49 AM
Delightfully funny and charming poem, Alexis. Had me smiling from ear to ear. I really liked the line ... hit my dome. That cracked me up. Cool poem and it warmed my heart. Ty for sharing such a special treat. Love and joy to you always.
Rycroft Avatar
July 29, 2016 at 12:04 AM
Like your tigers tale x good write x very funny x
Godwin Avatar
July 27, 2016 at 5:17 PM
Precious - so cute, an absolutely adorable read! Good work, Alexis ... CayCay
Andresen Avatar
July 26, 2016 at 1:50 PM
- Very nice to read, great written - Good luck in the contest Alexis - I've gone with a tiger on a leash, when I was visiting Thailand :))) .... luckily it was not hungry :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Garcia Avatar
July 25, 2016 at 6:38 PM
excellent job. i'm working on my tiger poem now and you've set a high bar to compete against. enjoyed the fun read.
Marcum Wong Avatar
July 25, 2016 at 12:44 AM
This contest left me baffled Alexis. You did great with your entry. G L in the contest. : )
Dietrich Avatar
July 24, 2016 at 5:11 PM
very cutely done, Alexis. I loved this theme. I'll put mine up sometime this week. Thanks for the sweet things you said at my etheree.
Trifiatis Avatar
July 24, 2016 at 7:59 AM
Haha! Alexis, once when in Montreal, as a was walking down the street one evening I saw a tiger loose before me, her owner behind was smiling , I did not! Well written my friend!
Y. Avatar
July 24, 2016 at 8:04 AM
Hi Demetrios, I'm sure you wasn't laughing. This is pure fiction, I would probably faint if I saw one in real life:-) Alexis
Vaso Avatar
July 24, 2016 at 12:24 AM
I am not so sure on the ending, as I look at my window, well I think I see a tiger!!!! :)
Scars Avatar
July 23, 2016 at 4:14 PM
Alexis! this is so cute! good luck lady :)-luloo
Kent Avatar
July 23, 2016 at 1:55 PM
Thanks for the fun write.
Allison Avatar
July 23, 2016 at 1:46 PM
ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx
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